Mother's Day is Funny  

cuteNEway 41F
1774 posts
5/14/2006 8:51 am

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5/15/2006 5:19 pm

Mother's Day is Funny

Happy Mother's Day to all you Mommies and also to the Daddies who are single parents with custody for whatever reason...the lovely lady in the pic is my mommy

"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."
Tenneva Jordan.

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after."
Peter De Vries.

"It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge."
Phyllis Diller.

"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."
Ambrose Bierce.

"Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own."
Aristotle.

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."
William D. Tammeus.

"Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries."
T. DeWitt Talmage.

"Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love."
Mildred B. Vermont.

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
Oscar Wilde.


Djeeper1987 47M

5/14/2006 6:13 pm

Happy Mother's Day if your a Mom, if not well +clears throat+ Happy Mother's Day anyway.

Carpe Diem


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
5/15/2006 4:08 am

I enjoyed this, gonna share it with my moms. Happy Mother's Day to Mamasita NEway.


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