LADIES!!! It's the Miracle Cure for All That Ails Ya!!!!  

cuteNEway 41F
1774 posts
10/14/2005 10:58 am

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6/21/2006 7:03 pm

LADIES!!! It's the Miracle Cure for All That Ails Ya!!!!

Dick, Cock , Penis, Pecker, Johnson, Wanker, Beef bayonet, Peter, Blue-veined piccolo, Bologna pony, One-eyed monster, Winkie, Sausage, Ding-a-ling, Whanger, Tubthumper, Ding dong, Flesh rocket, Pocket rocket, Shaboinka, White snake, One-eyed snake, One eyed willy, Tally wacker{he he Taly}, Purple katana, Yogurt slinger, Trouser hound, Magic wand, Wiener, Love nozzle, Shaft of life, Throbbing muscle of love, Mommy-daddy button, Magic stick, Russell The One-Eyed Muscle, One-eyed wonder weasel, Poker, Buzz Saw, Bone Sausage, Sperm Needle, Skin Pole, Kick-Stand, Horn Pecker, Launch Tower, Fuel Injector, Ski Pole, Woodrow...however you refer to it, whatever floats yer boat.

I am here to tell you ladies that this marvelous organ is the cure for almost ANYTHING!!!

Have a cold? Get some dick and you'll feel better! Have a headache? Get some dick and you'll feel better! Your aunt Edna died and you're depressed? Get some dick and you'll feel better! Didn't get that dream job you interviewed for? Get some dick and you'll feel better!

Are you getting the picture?

Cum, Baby gravy, Cupid's toothpaste, Gentleman's relish, Human bonding fluid, Man chowder, Population paste, Spooge, Jiz, That tasty non-dairy treat, Milk, wad, Load, Juice, Man juice, Penis butter, Nut, Boy fluid, 10cc, Lovin' spoon full, Man sugar, Manthrax, Protein smoothie, Baby batter, Yogurt, Cum pop, Jizzles, Jizz-o-frizz, Penis pudding, Man mayonaise, Population paste, Man gravy, Milk of mankind, Liquid kids, Love paste, Dong water, Man seed, Man-naise, Pweack, Children seeds, Dork wax, Peckeroo paste, Penial seasoning, Grime, Spag, Spaj, Diet jelly, Breast icing, Creamy mouthwash, Creamy cough syrup, Face cream, Jism, Spunk...however you refer to it, whatever floats yer boat.

I am here to tell you ladies that the by-product of this marvelous organ is the cure for ANYTHING ELSE!!!

Have a sore throat? A tablespoon of cum will clear it right up! Have a pimple? A tablespoon of cum will clear it right up! Have heartburn, nausea, upset stomach, gas or diarrhea? A tablespoon of cum will clear it right up! Got a rash from your garden? A tablespoon of cum will clear it right up!

So you see ladies...modern medicine is all a ruse to take your money and make some people rich. Why get health insurance and worry about deductibles, co-insurance and co-pays when we have these marvelous natural cures at our disposal?

If you have ANY ailment, go to your local chatroom and you will find plenty of willing donors. Once you say what your ailment is, a specialist will announce right away that they have something for what ails ya!!! And its not a new drug nor a home remedy prepared at home...tis the marevelous male organ and the wonderful by-product it produces!

So drink up to good luck and good health!! CHEERS!!




digdug41 49M

10/14/2005 11:34 pm

you so craaaaazy rofl

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


JarrodSparrow 33M

10/15/2005 9:20 am

LOL!!! This post is hilarious! I wish more girls listened to this though, I'd get a blow job more often, that's for sure!

Oh yeah, for cock names you forgot one...it's my favorite: "Pedro"

stay insane, we like that here!

Jarrod


cuteNEway 41F

10/15/2005 10:28 am

Jarrod hunny you have to give some to get some tee hee


rm_cre8ive_nyc 42M
10 posts
10/15/2005 6:27 pm

Can it be used for birth control?


JarrodSparrow 33M

10/16/2005 12:43 am

Sadly, I have no volunteers to give some to...I love doing that too...

Its sad that one of the things I'm best at provides me very little practice...

ah well, there's always porn...

and cre8ive, the outcome of jiz should be the birth control...especially if your bro/sis have kids before you...every temper tantrum thrown by my nephew is another year added on before I become a daddy...I think I'm about about 30 right now...and he's only 5...


cuteNEway 41F

10/16/2005 5:36 am

Guys you don't know true frustration and fear until you are a parent! So if you aren't yet...AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS...GET OUT WHILE YA STILL CAN!!!

I'm only half kidding but I adore my kids!! But I have found out that parenting is not for everyone so think it through before you make a decision.

On the other hand if you get a woman preggers BE A MAN AND ACCEPT HER DECISION IF SHE DECIDES TO HAVE THE BABY!!!!

Thanks for responding to my silly blog!


rm_lickmepretty 50F
851 posts
11/18/2005 9:19 pm

Hi, welcome to blog!

Are you aware there is a new group created for bloggers and their readership to meet and frolic in the chat room? (A place for serious discussion as well)

A group where interesting blog posts will be “spot-lighted” along with the links of how to get there. A place where new kids on the block can actually get seen as well as the predominant “hierarchy”.

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Being that this is an adult site, we will also have a group post running where writers and their followers can indicate where they're from so maybe you might actually be able to meet some folk "local" to you.

Flirtatious banter is encouraged--crude obscene assaults will not be tolerated and are subject to deletion.

So...Stop in and have a little fun over your cup o' joe!

Here is a link to the group Blog Cafe, look forward to meeting you there!


pendus78 38M

6/14/2006 8:33 am

Well, Cutey, anytime you need a dose of "Dick, Cock , Penis, Pecker, Johnson, Wanker, Beef bayonet, Peter, Blue-veined piccolo, Bologna pony, One-eyed monster, Winkie, Sausage, Ding-a-ling, Whanger, Tubthumper, Ding dong, Flesh rocket, Pocket rocket, Shaboinka, White snake, One-eyed snake, One eyed willy, Tally wacker{he he Taly}, Purple katana, Yogurt slinger, Trouser hound, Magic wand, Wiener, Love nozzle, Shaft of life, Throbbing muscle of love, Mommy-daddy button, Magic stick, Russell The One-Eyed Muscle, One-eyed wonder weasel, Poker, Buzz Saw, Bone Sausage, Sperm Needle, Skin Pole, Kick-Stand,; Horn Pecker, Launch Tower, Fuel Injector, Ski Pole, Woodrow" or JarrodSparrow's "Pedro," I will be more than willing to oblige you with a healthful ration of "Cum, Baby gravy, Cupid's toothpaste, Gentleman's relish, Human bonding fluid, Man chowder, Population paste, Spooge, Jiz, That tasty non-dairy treat, Milk, wad, Load, Juice, Man juice, Penis butter, Nut, Boy fluid, 10cc, Lovin' spoon full, Man sugar, Manthrax, Protein smoothie, Baby batter, Yogurt, Cum pop, Jizzles, Jizz-o-frizz, Penis pudding, Man mayonaise, Population paste, Man gravy, Milk of mankind, Liquid kids, Love paste, Dong water, Man seed, Man-naise, Pweack, Children seeds, Dork wax, Peckeroo paste, Penial seasoning, Grime, Spag, Spaj, Diet jelly, Breast icing, Creamy mouthwash, Creamy cough syrup, Face cream, Jism, Spunk."


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