Hot, Wet, Sexual Fun: NO STRINGS, NO COMMITMENT!  

cuteNEway 41F
1774 posts
6/3/2006 9:23 am

Last Read:
6/21/2006 7:14 pm

Hot, Wet, Sexual Fun: NO STRINGS, NO COMMITMENT!

Now this was something I couldnt resist. The guy sent me three pics. Among them a picture of his face, a full body nude and (this is GRAND) his SUV!! Yep his car. I don't know what goes through a man's mind when he sends a woman a picture of his car! Like we'll think "He's ugly and stupid but his car is cute...hmm I should fuck him!"

Hi baby im DARIAN im safe sane std free i have recent up to date papers to prove it i have a really high sex drive are you foreal about meeting for some hot wet sexual fun? well if you are i have great stamina\8b for long hot hard >>!ing,if you like a man who loves eating your sweet pussy and is really freaky in bed then call me and lets talk about setting up a meeting for some good times NO STRINGS NO COMMITMENT {phone number removed} you can also reach me on {instant messenger removed}, i hope to hear from you as soon as you get this message, KISSES .
> DARIAN
> P.S whats your screen name on yahoo IM and your phone number.

This was my reply. I couldn't help it. The words just kept comin to me! Oh by the way I didn't use my real name and I DON'T have syphilis!

Well Darian...I have recently gone insane from the syphilis but according to the papers its starting to clear up. My sex drive borders on psychotic. Hot wet sexual fun? YES as long as you like that cool little electroshock thingy that they use in physical therapy...i've always wanted to see a how a cock looks when I turn the power all the way up Stamina? I once fucked 29 hours straight. It was originally 3 guys but we had to bring in 8 more because they kept getting tired and I didn't want to stop!! Lazy fucks! HELL YEAH I'm a freak and I love getting my pussy eaten by two men together. Have them make out while they lick me (HOT).

No strings...how about a couple lengths of rope No commitment? You'll change your mind when I cuff you to the wrought iron artwork on my wall that I use for special occasions

Thanks for your phone number! I'll be calling you SOON and I'll IM you tonite baby! I can't wait!!

xoxoxoxox
Marisela!


Was that too mean??

tee hee


cuteNEway 41F

6/3/2006 9:41 am

**UPDATE**

This dude actually answered that with this and three more pics. This time all nudes on his bed!

you seem like a foreal down to earth and fun sistah thats whats up ill be waiting for your call and IM KISSES.
DARIAN im here to please you ma KISSES.


Some guys just don't get it...

tee hee


rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
6/3/2006 11:30 am

Doesn't appear he appreciates subtlety...

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


Sweetpickles69 47F

6/3/2006 12:17 pm

I get crap like this all the time! Or the emails wanting you to meet them in an hour for a BJ in their car! Get a Life Guys!

Peace,
Pickles

Peace,
Pickles


cuteNEway 41F

6/3/2006 2:17 pm

magahee...I am quite clever tee hee

Loyal...he's a clueless twit

Pickles honey...I think that we get this crap all the time cuz we're (and how I hate this term) "BBW" they think that we'll fuck anything. NO FUCKIN WAY!!


haversack_smith 40M
6192 posts
6/3/2006 2:25 pm

ROFLMAO, the poor baby.


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
6/3/2006 3:24 pm

I KNEW IT! I was about to leave a comment that I bet that turns him on and he'd be back in touch! HA!

Look, the fucktards here are looking for nymphos, to try to prove that they can keep up. Syphilis? Pshaw! A condom protects against that.

You made yourself sound like the perfect freak and good time girl in your response. Young Skywalker, you still have much to learn...


cuteNEway 41F

6/3/2006 3:40 pm

OK now lets make this less funny by having to explain

I don't know any other STD that is known for causing insanity...that was just a play on his claim that he is sane.

Great now this isn't funny anymore.


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
6/4/2006 1:00 pm

Actually, full blown AIDS causes dementia. It never goes away, even if you do get your T cell count back up thanks to protease inhibitors. Happened to an ex of mine. In 1988 he was diagnosed with HIV. Which of course had me running out for a blood test in spite of the fact it was his first postitive and we had broken up when he came out in 1982. By the time protease inhibitors came out, he was dying. Full blown AIDS. They put him on those, his T cell count recovered, he's still alive. But he's looney. Nutty as a fruitcake. While he's in remission, the dementia doesn't clear up at all. It's really sad.


pendus78 38M

6/13/2006 4:03 am

Classic, Cutey! My only question is whether the guy himself included those "fucking" icons in the text. Some of those would be funny for the messenger.


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