OMG...this ain't funny anymore folks...  

curiousinlorain7 59F
15358 posts
8/16/2006 5:28 pm

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OMG...this ain't funny anymore folks...


I was sitting here minding my own business blogging away just now... and i heard someone knock on my door... you have to understand.. i'm in my nighty... I sneak up to the door and guess who??? it is 65 yr old man!!! Yikes... he sees me.. I jump back yell at him one min.. i run to my room to throw on some clothes.. find myself wondering what to put on... ( what?? am I NUTS how girlie can you get geez....) mentaly slap myself.. put on a long denim skirt and top...no cleveage thank you very much... and answer the door...keeping him pretty darn close to the front door... not shutting it.. thank you very much.. he says he stopped by the other night but i wasn't home...thank God. I tell him that I"m going out.. and was getting ready when he knocked.. he says okay i'll go.. you look great... (I know that's a lie... i personally know i look like crap right now ) I get him right at the door.. one.....more....step.... and you're....out...oops he grabs me and kisses me!! Luckily for me... my friend calls and I tell her that 65 yr old is there and she tells me she is on her way... I tell him goodbye and he leans in towards me again... I tell him to LEAVE!!! NOW!!!! geez o pete where is that handyman when you need him to beat the snot out of someone GRRRR

SingleWarrior 52M

8/16/2006 8:15 pm

...umm WTF? Call the cops on this dude. That is TOO freaky.

*hides old man mask*


cougarprey4play 40M

8/16/2006 8:18 pm



Eh....okay....

Thankfully I live in a rural area & you don't expect stuff like that to happen around here.


TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
8/16/2006 8:26 pm

that's crazy, but if you will forgive me for pushing my own blog, it just so happens that I have exactly what you need: [post 266799]


Parrothead_2001 52M

8/16/2006 8:51 pm

First off - you don't want to beat a 65 yr old man (as in don't talk that way). I agree, he needs STRONG correction, but you'll never get your point across to the judge - plus a beating could kill him. I would send him a letter that starts "Mr. Whatever restraining orders are a matter of public record, do you want your neighbors ..."

Shame is your friend.

P


goodatpoetry2 66M
12371 posts
8/16/2006 10:21 pm

Hey, he just couldn't help it.
You're just SO damn cute!


curiousinlorain7 59F

8/17/2006 2:46 am

*Warrior* I thought he had a mask on...

*cougar* so do I... I just have a job in the public..

*five... I'll check out your blog in a few

*Parrot... I'm not a 'beater' i just had to vent.. and believe me.. this '65' yr old could hold his own... yikes

*poetry.... awwww thanks..i think


curiousinlorain7 59F

8/17/2006 2:48 am

It's not the age as much as the aggresiveness of his actions.. If he had approached me from the very begining with everything above board..all cards on the table so to speak... that would have been my choice... but this.. this is just creepy..


rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
8/17/2006 7:58 am

my recomendation is a swift knee up into the groin area.... that should deliver the message effectively.....

or just let him cool his heels outside and don't open the door...


florallei 99F

8/17/2006 10:16 am

Hi Sis,

I had men or ex BF who used to pop into work and my residence and persistent...Thank God no harm ever came to me...I know they are good men who just didn't want to end "US"....I am too nice to them as am sure you are...Do not answer the door Babe!!!
I did this time and time again and finally the drop ins stopped and now they just call or email which I have better control over.
hugs,
flo


curiousinlorain7 59F

8/17/2006 2:46 pm

Rest asured...no more door openings for 65 yr olds...well at lesat not THAT one


rm_Smile_My_Way 59M
1519 posts
8/17/2006 5:01 pm

OMG!! I'm sorry, it's my fault. I called 911 when I didn't see you online and they said they would send a man over. I didn't thing to tell them keep him between 45 and 55.

I'm sorry couldn't refuse to write that.
Hope all is ok, really.


curiousinlorain7 59F

8/17/2006 6:09 pm

    Quoting rm_Smile_My_Way:
    OMG!! I'm sorry, it's my fault. I called 911 when I didn't see you online and they said they would send a man over. I didn't thing to tell them keep him between 45 and 55.

    I'm sorry couldn't refuse to write that.
    Hope all is ok, really.
was kinda hoping they'd send me you ...


playtime44uandi 52M
6545 posts
8/18/2006 1:22 am

Should I have a talk with the old guy for you?

~We'll Leave The Light On~


curiousinlorain7 59F

8/18/2006 3:13 am

yes please... welcome back


rm_DocCG33 51M

8/18/2006 6:41 pm

If you need a man in uniform to hand around I am available.


curiousinlorain7 59F

8/19/2006 11:14 am

    Quoting rm_DocCG33:
    If you need a man in uniform to hand around I am available.
thanks doc.. so how fast could you get here from akron if you use the siren??


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