The office hard-on  

curious311241 34M
190 posts
5/25/2006 4:04 pm

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6/10/2006 9:13 pm

The office hard-on

So it's been a pretty slow week at work (not that I'm complaining) but eventually you reach that point in your day where you just can't really pretend to be busy anymore. Anyway, around this time that I can't concentrate, I tend to start to doze/daydream. Of course what does my mind think about? Sex of course! So after a minute or two of dozing, I have one raging hard-on. F-ing great. This is one of the few instances in life where a small penis might actually be desirable to have. Mine however is large enough that it can't be easily hidden.

Anyway, actions must be taken to correct this measure. Continuing to sit at the desk wont' work, because then I'll just doze again and re-energize the aforementioned woody. Of course just getting up and walking around isn't exactly the best course of action either, since protruding objects from one's crotch tend to grab other people's attention. In most situations I wouldn't mind this, but not in the office.

My best solution so far (since I'm fairly confident I'd get fired if I "relieved" the problem in my cube) is to adjust myself so I'm pointing up as much as possible, and then putting my hand in my pocket while I walk to the bathroom, taking the route where I walk past the fewest number of cubes. Usually just going to the bathroom or something make the hard-on go away, but damn. In that 40 ft trip I am constantly petrified that I'll run into the company president or something and that I'll suddenly shift the wrong way and just look like a freak.

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
5/27/2006 5:37 am

Too funny! You may also get a raise! If you were my employee, i would most certainly promote you

docdirk 47M

5/31/2006 7:43 pm

I've often wondered what Stu Scott does during Sportcenter commercials!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

MWWwantsmore 51F

6/1/2006 4:40 am

LOL at least us girls dont have to worry about that

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