Meet my roommate  

curious311241 34M
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5/20/2006 2:13 pm

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5/31/2006 8:36 pm

Meet my roommate

I don't even know. So my roommate, who has been here like maybe 4 night since I moved in actually spent the night in the apartment last night, and was actually present most of the evening, and was one of the few times I've had a chance to have an actual conversation with him of any length. He was doing some seriously hardcore cleaning, which was nice, because it gives me more time to do nothing this weekend. Also, I have a feeling there is nothing that would have stopped him from cleaning, so I feel a lot less bad about not getting around to cleaning last weekend. I think he could give my previous roommate A. a run for her money. I mean, he windexed the clock radio we have in our kitchen, and did all my dishes within like a minute of me putting them anywhere near the sink. At least it doesn't look like anything is growing on the shower curtain anymore .

At one point our conversation drifts to relationships and hooking up, and he talks about his 8-year relationship with his partner, but how he messes around, and he doesn't care if his partner messes around. I should also add in that he ended this little phrase with "you understand, you're a guy" to which I thought, well no, in the highly unlikely event that I'm in a relationship, I'm pretty committed to it, but this is an interesting conversation so I'll just smile and nod to continue it.

Anyway, this afternoon rolls around, because I usually sleep through the morning on the weekend, and I decided to go down to Union Square to just walk around to do some exploring. Before I go D. (roommate) asks if he can borrow my computer while he's gone. I say sure and head off and walk around for a few hours.

Apparently while I was out he was trying to work some connections to find a hookup for this afternoon. When I return he laments his inability to find one, but thanks me for allowing the use of my computer. (What can I say, I'm an enabler for whatever vice you may have.) He was however talking to someone that was "pretty cute" he thought was going somewhere, but apparently just didn't. After 10 or 15 minutes of me being home, someone buzzes our apartment. He says "Oh my God, is that him?" :ause:: "Did you order any food?" I reply in the negative and D. ends up letting the guy in. Oh yes, its the one he was trying to mack it with online.

Well, apparently this was only for a quickie, because the guy left before I could finish writing this entry. After the guy leaves my roommate turns and looks at me and says "I'm a ho." (Oh, btw, we had a conversation last night about how we're both whores, though I'm a straight one.) Anyway, he says, "but I'm a bigger ho than you." I say, "Yeah, but I try to hook up with women." D.: "Are they really that much harder to hook up with?" I reply in the affirmative and he goes off and does something in the kitchen.

A few minutes later, more or less out of nowhere he exclaims, "I love sucking cock!" I start laughing pretty hard at this moment, and about a minute later he says, "I wish I could get airline miles for sucking dick." At this point in time I'm pretty much speechless. All I can think is, damn this is going to be an interesting year.

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
5/20/2006 2:35 pm

heheh that was an amusing story
good luck this year.

MWWwantsmore 51F

5/20/2006 3:11 pm

LOL interesting conversation

NSAAddict 42F

5/20/2006 6:46 pm

lmao, sounds like you;ve got a very interesting roommate there

docdirk 47M

5/31/2006 7:47 pm

Damn, take extra special care using the soap this year!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

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