Carpet burns  

curious200203 53M
46 posts
5/14/2005 5:41 pm

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4/12/2008 5:03 pm

Carpet burns


Who hasn't had them? Really? You expect us to believe that you got those from falling over in the street? Oh, come come.

You know how it is. You're in the mood and though the soft, comfortable bed is only just up the stairs, the process of getting there would break the mood, break the spell you're both under. You don't want to spare the mere moments it would take to pull apart and, no matter how closely you might entwine, walk up the stairs. So you don't, you stay right where you are, shed as much as you need of your clothes and, way hey!, off you go.

Which is just fine and dandy at the time, and just wonderful afterwards. Until afterwards becomes the following morning (let's face it, drink was involved the night before, wasn't it? You know you'd've been in bed otherwise) when you wake up to discover that you've either caught scabies or leprosy overnight or you were a little too enthusiastic in your understandable passion and have got carpet burns.

So it's out with the moistureriser and the long sleeved shirts, it's ok for guys becuase they're expected to wear trousers but girls, you're wearing them too or it's over the knee skirts for you today, and for the next few days too. How can something so pleasurably but happily ignorantly acquired cause such inconvenience when you go to work and all round discomfort?

And don't get me started talking about love bites! Although at least they're aren't uncomfortable...you probably thought it was such an intimate moment when you were inadvertently given it...oh dear, you have got me started...

wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/14/2005 9:07 pm

roflmao I haven't had carpet burn for years, well ever since I tore up the carpet lol......no stick to tiles or wood floors much easier!

WyvernRose


rm_LacyCuffs 49F
386 posts
5/14/2005 10:48 pm

Great Post!!!Lmao I remember one time not to long ago that yes, we didnt want to go the extra step..or half step..lol so proceded to To get it on in the >>! postion, and he worse then I, got carpet burns on the top's of his feet..haha lmao he work's lol as a concrete finisher,he is on his feet in concrete boot's not to mention his work boot's under those half the day sometimes! Im so sorry but it was funny.im sorry..lol I had to tell ya I knoow it must be painful.


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