You want me to do WHAT????  

curious082385 31F
4230 posts
5/3/2006 8:29 am

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You want me to do WHAT????

Well, everyone knows that there are some truly strange characters here on this wonderful site of ours and that us ladies get some....ummm...unique requests from time to time. I received this one from a man this morning and can honestly say that this ranks up there as one of the weirdest ones I have ever gotten. I read it, my eyebrows lifting higher and higher with each word and then just couldn't contain the laughter. I couldn't help but share it.

Good morning, my beauty.
First, may I offer my compliments on your profile pictures. Stunning, just stunning.

I have long been searching this site for a special kind of woman, one that can help me live out my fantasy. I have only had a few women ever be willing to do this with me, but something about you makes me think that you might be one who is willing to join that short list. You see I have always been fascinated with and fantasize about castration. But, seeing as how I love sex, I can't cut my cock off. So I want you to help me create the fantasy and pain of castration.

I want those lovely hands sliding over my body, pinning me down to the bed while your tongue bathes my cock with long, slow strokes as I harden under your attention. Take me just to the end of orgasm, until my body shakes and I'm begging. Lift your mouth away and caress me with your breath as the orgasm slips away. Then I have two large hairy balls for you to suck past your soft lips. Play with them as my pleasure builds again. Then run your hands down and slowly pull my pubic hairs out, one at a time as the pleasure mixes with pain. Start to nibble on my sack, your bites getting harder and harder until it brings tears to my eyes.

Then lift your head and bite down hard on the head of my pulsing cock. I want to you chew me like your morning sausage, savage me, tear into my flesh like a meat grinder until I'm bleeding and raw. Drink the blood from my torn cock, let it run down your throat. Bite down and grind your teeth together until I scream out in agony, but don't stop, baby, not yet. When every inch of my cock is savaged, bleeding and ripped, slide down onto me and take me into your luscious body. Ride me hard. I want the agony of the friction against my abused flesh coupled with the pleasure of your sweet pussy milking my cock with each circle of your hips and you grind against me.

I have heard some interesting ones, but I have never been asked to CHEW on someone "like my morning sausage"!! I can't stop laughing. Every time I re-read this one, I start giggling again. It's priceless!

seek_u_topia 51M

5/3/2006 8:32 am

that is ummm....hmmmm...interesting...

wow! i'm cringing in my chair here just thinking about it...

curious082385 replies on 5/3/2006 10:05 am:
Yeah, I'm thinking that men all around the world are going to be cringing at reading that one. Hell, it made me cringe.

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
5/3/2006 9:16 am

Now I've heard of some BDSM stuff that is pretty wild. But that is just wrong. If he's already had that done he must be all scar tissue. Don't get near that thing with a twelve and a half foot pole. lol.
Going to think of pleasant thoughts now.

curious082385 replies on 5/3/2006 10:06 am:
That's what I was thinking....he is just going to be one mass of scar tissues. Ewww....SO not sexy.

StillSmokin2oo6 44M/43F

5/3/2006 10:00 am

OUCH!!!! That's gotta hurt!!

That's just not right!!!

curious082385 replies on 5/3/2006 10:12 am:
"That's gotta hurt!!"

lol....yep, but I think that was the point!
I take it you are cringing too?

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
5/3/2006 10:01 am

Umm wow Thank God I am not a man eater. Geez weird people!

curious082385 replies on 5/3/2006 10:13 am:
Normally I would just say to each their own....but rip your cock open and drink the blood that flows from it...*gag*...gross!

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
5/3/2006 10:31 am

Well at least he has a couple of eggs to go with it.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

curious082385 replies on 5/3/2006 10:40 am:
OMG....that is so hilariously wrong, Wahine!

Seriously_Real 48M

5/3/2006 10:32 am

*pinches self*

Nope, not dreaming.

*covers ears*


--Seriously (not hearing you)

curious082385 replies on 5/3/2006 10:41 am:

*reads e-mail out loud to Seriously at a REALLY REALLY REALLY LOUD YELL*

Choozmi 50M

5/3/2006 10:56 am




Never mind. I'm speechless.


curious082385 replies on 5/4/2006 5:40 am:
I know...sometimes I just have to shake my head at people.

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
5/3/2006 11:06 am

Remind me to send you an email about a news story about the same thing....a little too much for even a wide open forum like the blogs...


curious082385 replies on 5/4/2006 5:40 am:
Oh you've caught my attention. There isn't much that can't be said here on A F F.

rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
5/3/2006 2:59 pm

ewwwwww that's just scary!!

curious082385 replies on 5/4/2006 5:41 am:
Yep...ewwww is right.

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
5/3/2006 8:33 pm

Guess I 'll have to try another approach with you then.

curious082385 replies on 5/4/2006 5:41 am:
Yeah, I guess you will.

carebearluv2 42F

5/3/2006 8:34 pm

I guess there are other kinds of freaks besides us..good thing we are the safe kind! Sick!!

curious082385 replies on 5/4/2006 5:42 am:
Yep, I thought I had seen some of the wierdest that this site had to offer....guess not. Ick.

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/3/2006 11:21 pm

LOLOL...I almost feel normal again!!


curious082385 replies on 5/4/2006 5:44 am:
Oh yeah...makes you realize that you might not be as wierd as you thought, huh?
Thanks for stopping by.

dasher121 36M

5/4/2006 5:58 am

chew on his fucking cock?????????!!!!! you have got to be shitting me!!!! thats, I dont know what the fuck that is hahahah.


curious082385 replies on 5/8/2006 4:36 am:
Yep, that was pretty much my reaction. Didn't know if it was more funny or more scary.

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
5/4/2006 10:13 am

Aren't there other sites for dudes like this??

curious082385 replies on 5/8/2006 4:36 am:
I thought so...maybe he got lost.

nottycara 36F

5/4/2006 10:02 pm

fuck thats some scary shit.. blood and fluids and stuff.. m getting goosebumps now

curious082385 replies on 5/8/2006 4:37 am:
Yep...gross. The desires and fantasies of some...I just don't understand.

micahbiguns 51M

5/5/2006 11:00 am

ouch ouch ouch!!

curious082385 replies on 5/8/2006 4:37 am:

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
5/5/2006 11:50 am

Did he send the email from room 309? There's kinky, and then there's just flat weird ...

curious082385 replies on 5/8/2006 4:38 am:
Maybe...wouldn't surprise me!

Seeking_Fun_Too 48M/36F

5/6/2006 2:46 pm

I hope I don't meet any of the ones on his short list!!

curious082385 replies on 5/8/2006 4:38 am:
Me either....wierd, just wierd.

Exceller22 55M
119 posts
5/6/2006 7:40 pm

I'll never look at my morning sausage the same way again.

curious082385 replies on 5/8/2006 4:38 am: either.

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