Unintentional Peep Show  

curious082385 31F
4230 posts
12/21/2005 12:55 am

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Unintentional Peep Show

The volunteer Fire Department in our area is involved in an outreach program with the local high schools. The students who are interested in firefighting go and spend a day with the fire fighters. You can call them and have them come and clear away fire hazards. (We live in California and wildfires are a constant threat) They will cut your trees back for a fire break, trim branches up off the ground and then supervise a bonfire. Anyway, they were scheduled to come out and do our house...a little fact that no one bothered to inform me of.

So I'm out asleep in the RV (I work nights and need a quiet, dark place to sleep during the day) and my dog Orion wakes me up, obviously agitated. I tried to calm him down but he only got more and more frantic. Suddenly, I realized that I smelled smoke. Terrified, I jumped out of bed and ran outside...expecting to see the house engulfed in flames. A few steps out of the door, I froze and stared at the huge bonfire that raged 40 feet from the RV, tended by about 15 to 20 firefighters and high school kids. They all turned to look at me and suddenly I realized that I, having jumped out of bed without a second thought, was standing there in a relatively sheer tank top and my underwear. For a moment, I was too mortified to even move, then I turned a brilliant shade of red and flew back inside, followed by laughs and whistles.

Now...this happened a couple of weeks ago and I was hoping to have forgotten about it and moved on....but apparently the universe is working hard against that little goal. Last Friday, the head of the outreach program was calling around to thank everyone who participated and giving out information for their programs in the spring. I told him that we had been very pleased with their work and would most certainly keep them in mind for later in the year. He then asked if he was speaking to the head of the house and I informed him that no, I am their daughter. He started to laugh and my stomach sank.
"Oh, so you're the girl!"
"Yes," I muttered, flushing red again.
"Well, ma'am, you certainly were the topic of conversation around here for the rest of the week."
I could hear him smiling.
"Glad I could provide some amusement."
"Oh yes, ma'am. You have a happy Christmas."

*sigh* Ok, made it through that...now we can forget, right?

We live in a relatively small town and I went walking into the local supermarket to grab a drink this afternoon on my way home. As I was walking through the deli, I noticed a group of several men waiting for sandwiches to be made. All of them wearing blue shirts with the words, FIRE DEPARTMENT written in white. With my good luck, of course, one of them chose just that moment to turn around and look in my direction. Sure enough, I recognized him as one of the bonfire tenders. After a second, he nudged his buddy and whispered something. This of course resulted in the whole group glancing in my direction and grinning from ear to ear. I tried to ignore them but I know my burning face gave me away.

I guess I should just embrace my new-found fame.

nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
12/21/2005 1:48 am

awww.....now Im jealous...I didnt get to see you half naked
Well hey you're a beautiful woman nothing wrong with that. you probably made alot of mens day (and boys from highschool you made their year)...guess the bone fire wasnt the only thing hot that day huh

dasher121 36M

12/21/2005 2:51 am

agreeing with nightstalker there! lol. I think that should be a new addition to the outreach programs, half naked hot girl. hhhhmmmmmmm, and to think, all the programs I had to participate in involved Jimbo the crack-head.

yep, you would have made a much better impression

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/21/2005 4:01 am

Blushing now, guys.
Just wondering though, Dasher, what kind of outreach program would regularly feature half-naked women?

dasher121 36M

12/21/2005 4:33 am

hahah the kind you find in Cali I suppose. Packing my bags as we speak lol.

rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
12/21/2005 6:21 am

Most assuredly, embrace it. Grace under fire.

CelticKarma 43F
1350 posts
12/21/2005 7:00 am

Ouch... They're a whole bunch of tactless assholes.


sillyperv 54M

12/21/2005 8:45 am

Hmmm! Would you rather be forgettable? When you're a grandmother to can tell everyone, proudly, about the time you wowed the fire department. - no need to mention the two years spent in a hat, sunglasses, scarf and trench coat.

ManinMcK 50M
23 posts
12/21/2005 9:05 am

Hehe, throwing on clothes and running out to join and out reach program in my neighborhood... You know the programs need all the assistance they can get , I bet you "reached" some boys who needed it, I bet they don't grouse near as much as they did when they have to get up early nwo...

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/22/2005 12:16 am

Dasher - Pack faster!

Corezon - hard to be graceful when your face is redder then their fire trucks though!


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/22/2005 12:26 am

Sillyperv - "Would you rather be forgettable?"
Good point...hadn't thought of it that way! Laughing at the image of me sneaking around town in a trenchcoat and scarf during summer (120 degree heat).

Manin - Yes, they do need all the help they can get, and since selfless service of your community is so obviously your motivation for joining those programs......lol.

justlooking0574 30F

12/22/2005 3:14 am

That is just such a funny mental picture!!!!!

The look on your face must have been priceless.......

HedonisticGuy69 46M
90 posts
12/23/2005 4:15 am

Hmmn, que up the music. *boom, sheka, pom, pom*
Now it's almost exactly like a porn movie I once saw
They should consider taking a pic of you for promotional purposes. Likely they would be turning down the rush of schools signing up for the outreach program, but also potential fire fighters
Nice of you to put on smiles on many faces out there as well as out here
Happy Hollidays! May you have a fun, health filled, jolly good time sprinkled with pleasant surprises and heartwarming joy.

PS I am trying to picture it but am having trouble, so perhaps in the spirit of the season you will be kind enough to take a video re-enactment and send that to me. My poor mind doesn't have the imagination that it ought, so help this poor old soul out

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/23/2005 6:29 am

justlooking - HEY GIRL!!!! Good to see you back here!
Yeah, you would have found it hilariously funny.

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/23/2005 6:40 am

Hedonist - *blushing and laughing*
Try to get yourself a video re-enactment, huh? I must admit, the "I'm just a poor old soul" tactic almost got you one....but I've had too many deep conversations to believe that you have no imagination. Nice try though! Besides, don't you think a certain someone would object?

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