Things to ponder  

curious082385 31F
4230 posts
11/10/2005 2:51 am

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Things to ponder

Heads up, this is me just being random. This is something that I was sent and when you are as tired and hyped up on caffiene as I am right now, you find these questions entertaining. In any case, they are somewhat amusing. Any one actually have answers to these?

Is there another word for synonym?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If wool shrinks when it gets wet, why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

mikel533 41M
13 posts
11/10/2005 2:37 pm

you will grow to be a very wise woman one day. just remember: the answers to this questions are not as important as the questions themselves.

good luck

634694u 46M

11/10/2005 8:23 pm

Why, when you want your cellphone the most, can you not find it?

rm_sharksnsails 46M
738 posts
11/11/2005 12:29 am

All the answers are as follows,

1) sameword (however this type of compressed word is used only in cheap science fiction movie dialog. like in Water World and when spoken by alians, "captain Urek and ambassader Bob make sameword! there will be peace!")

2) to give man something to play with and to serve as supporting actors when the plot is too thin, and the movie is supposed to be funny.

4) 'ho 'ho 'ho

5) (this one is sick, note it is a joke) trying sleeping on one.

6) yes, always

7) Only if he makes demands, if two or more of them are in on it, it is a conspiracy, and they are terrorist and should be shot, at which point the others become collateral casualties.

Only if they are amputating nerves.

9) he is soup

10) they do, but because they are all equal effected we don't notice the change, if you put one dry sheep in the middle of a field of wet sheep you can verify this. also you can see that the wet sheep will get jealous and attack the dry one.

11) blind people are allowed to drive now, congress determined it is no more dangerous than talking on the phone while driving.

12) sex (fucking bread slicers stole all the glory)

13) to be real intoxicated is to make a drinking game out of trying to say it.

14) too high

15) I am the artist

16) yes

17) In front of thier TVs

1 he did

19) who said work was terrific?

20) you succede and warp into another demension where paradoxical clowns climb mushroom dilema

21) who said you cant?

well there it is all has been answered.
glad to be of assistance.
thankyou drive through.

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
11/11/2005 1:12 am

lol...didn't expect anyone to join in my randomness with me.

63 - lol...the most you've ever wanted it, huh?

Sharks - good answers...thanks for the laughs

Efilnikufecin69 47M

11/16/2005 12:02 am

too cute! I have been wondering about these myself!

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