Marriage Advice From Kids  

curious082385 31F
4230 posts
4/13/2006 4:00 am

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Marriage Advice From Kids


This was e-mailed to me this morning by another teacher.
From the mouth of babes...


How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10


No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10



What is the Right Age To Get Married?


Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6


How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8


What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?

Neither of them want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8



What Do Most People Do On A Date?


Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10


What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9


When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8


Is It Better To Be Single or Married?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9


How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8


How Would You Make a Marriage Work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10


elysianpleasure 47M

4/13/2006 4:20 am

This is funny... and you know the kids are just social reflection of their parents... which makes you wonder

My son and daughter are still at the same age they are convinced they want to marry eachother... and they constantly ask us why they can't. How do you explain to a 5 and 7 year old why they can't actually be married to eachother?


curious082385 replies on 4/13/2006 4:36 am:
How do you explain to a 5 and 7 year old why they can't actually be married to eachother?

lol...questions like that are why I'm not a parent yet. You're on your own for answering that one, buddy...have fun.

norprin5 55M

4/13/2006 9:19 am



kids are so smart

King Nor XVIII


curious082385 replies on 4/14/2006 3:40 am:
The things they'll come up with sometimes too...

nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
4/13/2006 9:35 am

its funny cuz its true well most of the time


curious082385 replies on 4/14/2006 3:41 am:
Especially this one...

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

pet_humility 48F

4/13/2006 9:36 am

It amazes me what kids say. Their to honest and haven't
yet learned to sugar coat anything.. to funny.


curious082385 replies on 4/14/2006 3:41 am:
Part of what makes them so precious and amusing, huh?

onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
4/13/2006 11:49 am

    Quoting elysianpleasure:
    This is funny... and you know the kids are just social reflection of their parents... which makes you wonder

    My son and daughter are still at the same age they are convinced they want to marry eachother... and they constantly ask us why they can't. How do you explain to a 5 and 7 year old why they can't actually be married to eachother?
ROFL!

Cute post. I'm turning 23 next month. . . lol


curious082385 replies on 4/14/2006 3:43 am:
Well, we should be getting wedding invites soon then huh?

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
4/13/2006 12:38 pm

Great for a laugh that I truly needed...


curious082385 replies on 4/14/2006 3:43 am:
Glad to help.

bardicman 50M

4/13/2006 3:08 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA



I am not dead yet


curious082385 replies on 4/14/2006 3:43 am:
lol...enjoyed this one, I take it?

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
4/13/2006 3:11 pm

This reminds me of Kids Say The Darndest Things. I love these.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


curious082385 replies on 4/14/2006 3:44 am:
Have you read the one about history through the eyes of children?

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
4/13/2006 6:20 pm

This is one of my all time favorite jokes


curious082385 replies on 4/14/2006 3:44 am:
I love these ones.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
4/17/2006 4:05 am


thx 4 sharing


curious082385 replies on 4/17/2006 4:27 am:
You're welcome.

KC_JJ 53M

4/18/2006 2:03 am

These two royally busted my gut,

How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

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curious082385 replies on 4/18/2006 3:10 am:
Yep...little Ricky is one of my favorites too.

rm_ENGBUCARO 38M
596 posts
4/22/2006 8:27 pm

I have 4 little cousins and they crack me up too with the things they come up with....

Its interesting the deep insight they get on life some times without even knowing.

Ps: Read/comment/vote on my blog... I like when people reciprocate


curious082385 replies on 4/24/2006 3:30 am:
Yeah, they say the funniest things and are often more correct then most adults in the simple ways they word things.

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