Ladies and Gentlemen....we have a winner  

curious082385 31F
4230 posts
11/9/2005 5:32 am

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Ladies and Gentlemen....we have a winner

The following message was in my Inbox this morning:

i`ll have you spanked, wanked, shot full of cum, made to feel like a complete whore and dispatched before u can say..."that fuckin hurts!!!!"...and you`ll love every minute of me

And yes, he left his number!

Is this what guys think women want to wake up to? I'm so glad that I have met enough gentlemen on this site to know that not all of you are like that.

And to all of you out there who think that a message like that above is the way into a lady's pants or (god forbid) her heart, think again. Some of us on this site want you to understand us, intrigue us, tease us and catch our interest by giving us a good reason why we should even give you a second look. Yes, there are some woman on this site who would find that message sexy and appealing...but note the use of the term LADY! There is a huge difference and if you don't know what it is, don't waste your time or mine by writing me.

(hops off soapbox with a sheepish grin) Ok, I'm done now.

rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
11/9/2005 9:52 am

Some guys ar just complete idiots who think they are All to the world and then show disrespect for everything and everyone in it. You must set and keep your standards high to be treated like the LADY you are.

Some women respond to that negative treatment which I cannot understand why.

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/9/2005 6:29 pm

EWWWW! *mental floss! mental floss!*

I'm sorry to say the world is overstocked with turds like that one.

*hands curious the psychological listerine*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

634694u 46M

11/9/2005 10:22 pm

Oh the fun I could have with that number! I can be a little evil too.
Take care my friend.

Efilnikufecin69 47M

11/10/2005 5:41 am

Honey, you should have just outright flamed him! I know you are probably a gentle soul, but with something so drastic, he deserves nothing less than a little of this:
The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. No, come to think of it, you would.You amaze me! I didn't think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

If you need further assistance on this subject, I suggest greatly paying a visit to straightten2002straightten2002 , she is an expert in this, just read her stuff and you will see!

Love and kisses{=}

Efilnikufecin69 and saintlianna

rm_SexyByShasta 45M
2 posts
11/13/2005 5:53 am

Perhaps you should replay, saying "oooh, yes master"...

With the phone number of a female District Attorney...?

jim5131 55M
1296 posts
11/21/2005 10:42 pm

There are a few that are barely worth more than a 'delete' keystroke.

As I am not attempting to justify their actions, I read these things and simply remember that this, after all, IS an adult site and allows for (almost) no controls over content or presentation. The same freedom we have to talk about anything on AdultFriendFinder is the same freedom he has to display his shortcomings in charm.

Having said that, I sincerely hope you appreciate the gentlemen on this blogsite and don't lose sight of our more endearing qualities.

I'm sorry that you get emails like that...and we will listen to what you have to say even when you're on a soapbox.

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