Is this supposed to be a turn-on??  

curious082385 31F
4230 posts
12/5/2005 1:01 am

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Is this supposed to be a turn-on??

I received a message today.
It read simply:

"You have a sexy knee...can I suck your toes?"

What the hell???!!!
First, how did we make the jump from my knee to my toes?? That's up there with "nice shoes...wanna have sex?"

Second, is this supposed to turn me on? Catch my attention? Secure a reply message?

Efilnikufecin69 47M

12/5/2005 2:29 am

Yeah, he was jumping in the wrong direction. I wouldn't have been jumping from your knee to your toes(eww, toe jam), I would have been jumping from your knee to your, well, you know. But no, it's not up there with "wanna have sex" it's up there with "hey bitch, wanna fuck?"

Such a turn on! Wow, I bet it made your knees all weak, and started the juices running down your legs. Catch your attention? Well, it worked didn't it? As for securing a reply message, hmmm, tell him the next time he feels like a toe-jam sandwich to buzz you again.


12/5/2005 4:01 am


That one immediately began waves of belly laughter.

I still can't look up at the boldened text and not crack up laughing.

That's a royal knee slapper@!!!

you "axed"...

"Second, is this supposed to turn me on? Catch my attention? Secure a reply message?"

I have no doubt that's exactly what he was hoping.

I still can't stop from laughing!



nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
12/5/2005 4:09 am

yea...that guy is crazy....he should go UP from the knee not down

At the very least I thought it was funny...and it got you to make a post about it but honestly I agree not the best pickup line . Plus I never understood the who feet fetish thing but oh well...but your pic was probably the closest to the feet he could find...regaurdless though....he did get your attention didnt he

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/5/2005 4:13 am

Ew... knuckledraggger alert! Send me his handle?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


12/5/2005 4:35 am

PS. I just wrote an unplanned major essay in response to your comment here It's Not a Wonderful Death


nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
12/5/2005 5:48 am

Oh I just had a thought. You should refer the foot fetish guy to her -----> dirtylilsecret61dirtylilsecret61 I think she migth be more to his liking

I hope that came out right...and I didnt mess up on the name

dasher121 36M

12/5/2005 7:59 am

Well thats a new one. heard some pathetic emails, but thats def up there. Good god I really cant believe that some guys actually think a self respecting female would "jump all over that comment". Stunata's!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/6/2005 1:01 am

Efil - *smack* I do NOT have toe jam, thank you very much! Still gross though. Plus, my feet are really ticklish and if he tried kissing them, I would probably kick his teeth out...oh yeah, that's sexy!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/6/2005 1:02 am

KC - Glad I could make you laugh!! I couldn't stop laughing when I opened it either. The fact that he actually thought it would work....oh boy, here comes the giggles again.....

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/6/2005 1:04 am

Night - you and Efil have been talking about this whole "up from the knee" thing, haven't you??

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/6/2005 1:06 am

PK - I think I erased it, but I'll see if I can find it for you

Dasher - yep, def a new one for me too. I mean, I've gotten some real winners, but that one was def the most random. You should have seen my face when I opened it.

MrNuttz05 49M

12/14/2005 9:18 pm

Awwww man? Now you have published my "Knock Out" line for ALL to use... That was meant for YOU only!(lol) Now what am I supposed to use on the OTHERS???

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/15/2005 12:06 am

MrNuttz - whoops...sorry, sweetheart, didn't mean to kill your line. It was just so special that I had to share it. lol

HedonisticGuy69 46M
90 posts
12/15/2005 7:46 am

Hmmn, dunno but sounds like a germ of an idea for a sequel to the 40 Year Old Virgin
Perhaps just give him the benefit of doubt and take it as praise, I for one have never been offered a toe sucking nor complimented on my kness
Doubt this fellow has any realistic expectations that line would have you swooning, planning for a serendipitous tryst and dashing out the door to meet him, but then again...
He was quite right by the way, as far as knees go, yours are NICE
*unexpected belly laughter*

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/16/2005 3:54 am

Hedonistic - lol...yes it does!
I wouldn't worry too much about never having been given the offer to have your toes's kind of creepy if you ask me.
As to the knee compliment...I've never been told that I had nice knees before, so not really sure how to respond...ummm....thank you? I think??

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