How stupid do you have to be?  

curious082385 31F
4230 posts
5/26/2006 2:45 am

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5/27/2006 3:45 am

How stupid do you have to be?

This was sent to me by a friend and I couldn't stop shaking my head at the stupidity of the guy.

A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.

After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go to the Bank of America.

Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of America.

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
5/26/2006 2:57 am

Needless to say, he'll be somebody's beotch when he get to prison...

NG61...slipping back into the shadows...

curious082385 replies on 5/26/2006 4:05 am:
Very true!

nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
5/26/2006 3:10 am

...I cant breath sigh....please someone sterilize that man so he cant breed anymore of his stupidity

curious082385 replies on 5/27/2006 3:39 am:
Oh I know! Of course, I don't know...there (hopefully) aren't many women out there who are desperate enough to fuck someone that stupid, so maybe we will be spared the horror of him reproducing.


5/26/2006 3:17 am

I sometimes actually like thinking that I'm sorta stupid but that guy beats me out by a long shot!


curious082385 replies on 5/27/2006 3:41 am:
I stories like this and you suddenly feel like a genius, huh?

rm_Thom20000 55M/51F
66 posts
5/26/2006 3:36 am

from what i know of the political scene out there he could well have been the mayor or was of his councilmen.

good fun,


curious082385 replies on 5/27/2006 3:41 am:
Hell, why stop there? Why not go for Pres?

neuroticafrican 35F

5/26/2006 3:45 am

Simply amazing

curious082385 replies on 5/27/2006 3:41 am:
Amazing that he has even made it this long, huh?

ldftb1 35M
214 posts
5/26/2006 3:48 am

if he was smart he wouldnt be robbing a bank now would he

curious082385 replies on 5/26/2006 4:06 am:
LOL....hadn't thought about that, good point! Thanks for stopping by.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
5/26/2006 4:09 am

now what are you trying to say with the picture on here..... that we're gonna have to miss you soon due to not having internet access there?

~ angelic lewk ~

curious082385 replies on 5/26/2006 4:15 am:
Didn't mean me, goofball!
Don't try the angelic look...I know you too's not gonna work!!

Ubermik 49M
209 posts
5/26/2006 4:11 am

Its so nice to start the day with a smile and a chuckle so thanks for posting that, very funny whether true or not

curious082385 replies on 5/27/2006 3:42 am:
The fact that it's true just makes it funnier.

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
5/26/2006 4:25 am

thankyou for that

I'm a

i'm here to stay

curious082385 replies on 5/27/2006 3:42 am:
You're welcome...glad it made you smile!

caressmewell 53F

5/26/2006 5:23 am

Another Darwin Award winner in the making

curious082385 replies on 5/27/2006 3:43 am:
Oh yeah...hopefully he kills himself off soon enough.

blueguy1051 60M

5/26/2006 7:15 am

He should have gone into politics ...

curious082385 replies on 5/27/2006 3:43 am:
Think his name was G. Bush?

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/26/2006 12:11 pm

I'm glad I could amuse all of you with yet another of my life experiences I just wish all my stories wouldn't end up on the net

curious082385 replies on 5/27/2006 3:44 am:
Aww...I'm sorry. I really should have asked your permission to post this one.

StillSmokin2oo6 44M/43F

5/26/2006 6:00 pm

I'll tell ya,,,some fuckin people

curious082385 replies on 5/27/2006 3:45 am:
Yep...really makes you wonder sometimes, huh?

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