heard a good one  

cru1972 44M
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3/2/2006 3:47 pm

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12/15/2006 12:25 am

heard a good one


For all of u who don't know Ole, Sven, & lena, they are swedes, up nort ya know. (always tell in swedish accent)

Ole went to a farm auction. He seena cow. The most beautiful cow he ever seen. He wanted this cow sooo much he could'nt stand it. He went over to dis beautifull cow jus ta see how well she milked. When he grabbed da teat a teat an squezed the cow farted. He couldnt believe what happend so again he squeezed a tteat & the cow farted again! Well even tho this is goin on he still thought, dis is da most beautifull cow I ever seen. So Ole done went an bought da cow. when he gets home he calls Sven. He tells Sven I just got dis beatifull cow so come on over an see dis. When sven shows up Ole tells Sven you wont believe dis, go squeeze a teat an get som milk. Sven goes an squeezes a teat. Well the cow farted again! Sven looks @ Ole and says Well Ole you gotr youself here a Sout(h) (D)akota cow ere. Ole couldnt believe that an tells Sven ya howd ya know I got dis cow in Sout akot? Sven says my wife fron sout akota.

All spelling is correct is da accent dontcha know.

cru1972 44M
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3/24/2006 10:39 pm

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5/10/2006 9:56 pm



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