A story about LT  

rm_cru1972 44M
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5/23/2006 4:26 pm

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A story about LT

A farmer named
had an auto accident. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer 69bitemeplease69 was questioning


Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine," asked 69bitemeplease69

responded, "Well,I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details," 69bitemeplease69 interrupted. "Just answer the question? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident "I'm fine"?

said "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailor and I was driving down the road...

69bitemeplease69 interrupted again and said "Judge
I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman saintlianna on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client micahBiguns. I believe
is a fraud. Please, tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time
was fairly interested in
's answer and said to 69bitemeplease69, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie.""

thanked
and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer-and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer driven by micahbiguns ran the stop signand smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans." "Shortly after the accident saintlianna came on the scene. She could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so she went over to her. After she looked at her, she took out her gunand shot her between the eyes.

Then saintlianna came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said "How are you feeling?"

" NOW WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY?"


oldude1946 71M

5/23/2006 5:09 pm

Very good, I liked it


catseyes23 61F

5/23/2006 5:22 pm

With a gun pointed at me, of course I would say, "I'm fine!"

Cats


twirly_girl 47F

5/23/2006 5:23 pm


"Uhh... I object? The witness is leading himself by the balls.
I'd like to request a mistrial on the basis that the plaintiff
was too preoccupied with his own ass."


-Nikki


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/23/2006 5:42 pm

I thought you might


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/23/2006 5:44 pm

    Quoting catseyes23:
    With a gun pointed at me, of course I would say, "I'm fine!"

    Cats
I'm sure I would too, guess what you haven't been the last to post on my blog lately


PassionKisses4Me 44F

5/23/2006 5:49 pm

I so need a good laugh...thanks sexy

Becky

~Becky~


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/23/2006 5:49 pm

    Quoting twirly_girl:

    "Uhh... I object? The witness is leading himself by the balls.
    I'd like to request a mistrial on the basis that the plaintiff
    was too preoccupied with his own ass."

Lately he has been preoccupied by is itching balls

Take that Lusty


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/23/2006 5:51 pm

Glad I could be of assistance. If I can help with ANYTHING else let me know


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/23/2006 6:01 pm

Awww is Becky feeling BLUE? Things are getting better for you as we speak


angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
5/23/2006 7:55 pm

I so needed that laugh tonight! And by the way.....my answer would be....."just peachy!" lol


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
5/23/2006 8:42 pm

What a cute story........Hell yea I would say I was FINE tooo!


micahbiguns 51M

5/23/2006 9:06 pm

Honnnesssst u wassssin drinnkiin hen (hic) theee siiignn wazz greeeeen! Honour your i am not as think as you drunk I am now stit sillll and lisssssen youuu shilly sit!


saddletrampsk 54F

5/24/2006 8:04 am

good one..thanks for the laugh..I needed it..


rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
5/24/2006 8:24 am

    Quoting twirly_girl:

    "Uhh... I object? The witness is leading himself by the balls.
    I'd like to request a mistrial on the basis that the plaintiff
    was too preoccupied with his own ass."

Objection OVERRULED. Request for a mistrial is DENIED. Counselor for the defendant will see me in my chambers for further 'discussions'.


rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
5/24/2006 8:41 am

    Quoting micahbiguns:
    Honnnesssst u wassssin drinnkiin hen (hic) theee siiignn wazz greeeeen! Honour your i am not as think as you drunk I am now stit sillll and lisssssen youuu shilly sit!
I rule in favor of the plaintiff. The defendant will surrender to highway patrolman saintlianna, for inspection of assets. Strip-search is authorized.


rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
5/24/2006 9:45 am

That's funny..thanks for the laugh Cru.

Kiss

Kiss


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/24/2006 1:59 pm

    Quoting angelofmercy5:
    I so needed that laugh tonight! And by the way.....my answer would be....."just peachy!" lol
Did i miss something everyone seems to be needing a laff last nite. Glad I could help out


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/24/2006 2:00 pm

    Quoting rm_DarknStar:
    What a cute story........Hell yea I would say I was FINE tooo!
Story hell! It's the real deal, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/24/2006 2:03 pm

    Quoting micahbiguns:
    Honnnesssst u wassssin drinnkiin hen (hic) theee siiignn wazz greeeeen! Honour your i am not as think as you drunk I am now stit sillll and lisssssen youuu shilly sit!
I shust HIC ahad ta tosh ya int..hic..a fla... oops fray


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/24/2006 2:04 pm

    Quoting saddletrampsk:
    good one..thanks for the laugh..I needed it..
You too, sad? 'm sorry glad to lighten your day


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/24/2006 2:06 pm

    Quoting rm_yukonpaul:
    Objection OVERRULED. Request for a mistrial is DENIED. Counselor for the defendant will see me in my chambers for further 'discussions'.
Is someone trying to get the nookie?


twirly_girl 47F

5/24/2006 2:06 pm

    Quoting micahbiguns:
    Honnnesssst u wassssin drinnkiin hen (hic) theee siiignn wazz greeeeen! Honour your i am not as think as you drunk I am now stit sillll and lisssssen youuu shilly sit!
*rolls eyes*
Why do I always get all the drunk clients???


-Nikki


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/24/2006 2:07 pm

    Quoting rm_yukonpaul:
    I rule in favor of the plaintiff. The defendant will surrender to highway patrolman saintlianna, for inspection of assets. Strip-search is authorized.
And too help a couple other's get hooked up. You are quite the nice guy


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/24/2006 2:11 pm

I figured after SNOW.. that you gave me I had too come up with a good one for you. I'm glad you liked it.


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/24/2006 2:43 pm

    Quoting twirly_girl:
    *rolls eyes*
    Why do I always get all the drunk clients???

If you didn't advertise on the walls in the bar restrooms maybe you would get better clients.


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/26/2006 6:16 am

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    Lately he has been preoccupied by is itching balls

    Take that Lusty
If Saint had a gun, I'd definately say exactly what she wanted to hear...EVERY TIME...LOL. And yes, my itchy balls did occupy much more of my attention than I'm comfortable with...Good story cru...thanks!


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/26/2006 8:45 am

I think I'd say whatever she wanted even without the gun


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/26/2006 9:47 am

    Quoting rm_farm_girl84:
    After witnessing pour Bessie get shot, I'd a said I'm Fine too!!! Good Story
thanks farm girl


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/26/2006 10:08 pm

    Quoting rm_Dysgyzed:
    HeHeHe!

    I've heard the joke before, but never quite like *this*...Funnier, and funnier, Cru!
I had heard it years ago but not since, then I got a copy and had too change it a little for I owe LT for one of his posts about politics I'm very glad you thought it was funny. Thank you


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