A few things to ponder  

rm_cru1972 44M
3520 posts
4/3/2006 5:00 pm

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A few things to ponder

Only in
America


Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink.

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and put all our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America do we hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
4/3/2006 5:57 pm

Great observations!


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
4/3/2006 6:42 pm

You forgot one....
Only in America can severely sexually frustrated, nice, clean, hard working, ultra hot, sexy women pay money to be a member of a sex site and not fucking get any!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR


mycin62 54F

4/3/2006 6:49 pm

LOL, all so true. I love Metalmama's add on. Ain't America great!!

A little side note. Handicap parking is Never close enough to the building.


gypsy1629 41F

4/3/2006 8:22 pm

HaHa...sad but definitely true...yeah leave it to this country to be a walking, talking contradiction....

Some of these I had not thought of in such a way to see the contrasts....

((((drawing a breath of American air))))
and
((((cough))))

gypsy


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
4/3/2006 8:55 pm

No joke...that's fucked up*scratches head*..
Did you figure out how to use word pad?


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/3/2006 10:19 pm

these are all true cru...and in Canada also I'm afraid...lol

[bloglustytaurus]


firestarter665 42M/39F

4/4/2006 4:58 am

It just goes to show that we are all screwed up.


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
4/4/2006 10:09 am

And only in America, I find my favorite stores like Victoria's Secret and Old Navy


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/4/2006 1:59 pm

And I didn't even need binoculars to see them.


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/4/2006 2:00 pm

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    You forgot one....
    Only in America can severely sexually frustrated, nice, clean, hard working, ultra hot, sexy women pay money to be a member of a sex site and not fucking get any!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR
You wouldn't need to pay if you were closer to me


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/4/2006 2:01 pm

    Quoting mycin62:
    LOL, all so true. I love Metalmama's add on. Ain't America great!!

    A little side note. Handicap parking is Never close enough to the building.
What,? Do you want it in the building?


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/4/2006 2:03 pm

    Quoting gypsy1629:
    HaHa...sad but definitely true...yeah leave it to this country to be a walking, talking contradiction....

    Some of these I had not thought of in such a way to see the contrasts....

    ((((drawing a breath of American air))))
    and
    ((((cough))))

    gypsy
I think maybe oxyMORONIC is more like it. Like Military Inteligence, Jumbo Shrimp.


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/4/2006 2:04 pm

    Quoting sweetSinn2690:
    No joke...that's fucked up*scratches head*..
    Did you figure out how to use word pad?
A little bit better!


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/4/2006 2:06 pm

    Quoting rm_flyaway1012:
    so funny and so true.
    dont ya just love logic?
    heehee
    fly
I'm blind to logic, I see it how it is


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/4/2006 2:07 pm

    Quoting LustyTaurus:
    these are all true cru...and in Canada also I'm afraid...lol

    [bloglustytaurus]
I'll have to take your word on that Canada won't let me back in.


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/4/2006 2:08 pm

    Quoting firestarter665:
    It just goes to show that we are all screwed up.
Speak for yourself; I'm just screwed!


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/4/2006 2:11 pm

    Quoting sassybelle21:
    And only in America, I find my favorite stores like Victoria's Secret and Old Navy
I'll join you in Victoria's Secret, but if I go into Old Navy, I may just have to shoot myself.


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
4/4/2006 6:36 pm

Its sad! but all TRUE!....Great ole America!...


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
4/5/2006 5:12 am


~ nodz ~

not just America tho....


mycin62 54F

4/5/2006 6:55 am

Cru, I want valet parking!!!


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/5/2006 1:45 pm

    Quoting rm_DarknStar:
    Its sad! but all TRUE!....Great ole America!...
Is there anywhere better?


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/5/2006 1:47 pm

Sorry to here that, Thought we were special


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/5/2006 1:48 pm

    Quoting mycin62:
    Cru, I want valet parking!!!
You sure aren't asking for much ARE YOU


twirly_girl 47F

5/19/2006 7:37 pm


I just noticed brail on a drive thru atm the other
day and wondered why they would put that on there.

-Nikki


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/20/2006 12:27 am

    Quoting twirly_girl:

    I just noticed brail on a drive thru atm the other
    day and wondered why they would put that on there.
I think it's for those blonde... I mean blind drivers


SacredStarDance

6/13/2006 7:23 am

Got the answere for the RX being in the back.. Is so the folks that need to use motor scooters to run over toes. they sell more over the counter pain killers

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
6/13/2006 1:50 pm

Good Explaination, thanks Muff


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