Joke of the Day  

crazyname67 49M
200 posts
1/13/2006 7:33 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Joke of the Day

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12, and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s ‘the night.’ We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”

He leans over to her and says, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

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What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you on a date?


firestarter665 42M/39F

1/13/2006 5:45 pm

That was too funny!!!!!

The most embarassing thing that happened to me was someone was telling me something funny as I was drinking a beer. I could not contain myself and spat the beer all over the girl sitting in front of me. Thank goodness she had a sense of humor too.


crazyname67 49M

1/13/2006 6:21 pm

That's hilarious!! You must have felt bad!


firestarter665 42M/39F

1/13/2006 7:27 pm

I did, but she was laughing at it and telling me that it was ok.


rm_jynxgurl 29F
209 posts
1/13/2006 10:14 pm

hehehe saw one of my friends from school that I kicked in the nuts once. want to know what he said? "yo man, don't try getting fresh with her, she will sack you like she did me if you do, and it f*cking hurts!! She doesn't exactly pull punches." hehehe yeah that kinda scared him off, next day I sacked my friend again ^_^ hehe I am dangerous!!! hehehe oh that reminds me, check this out Deaths in blogland!!. ^_^ now thats a twisted post ^_^


crazyname67 49M

1/13/2006 11:12 pm

hmmm... jinxgurl, I visited your blog. Can't say that's my cup of tea. It kind of made me sad. I know you're just doing it to be humourous, but sadly some people do cross the line. Yesterday in my town I heard about 4 teenagers who for fun walked up to a 75 year old man on the street and one of them said to him, "do you wanna die old man?" and they pushed him off the curb into the traffic. Thankfully the oncoming vehicle was able to slam on his brakes in the nick of time, and the man's life was spared. I'm sure they were out getting their 'kicks' at someone else's expense. I know that you've had alot of pain in your life from reading your posts and I know sometimes it may make you feel really angry but there is so much good that you could do with your life. You have your whole life ahead of you, with a bright future of all that you could do to help make this world a better place. I know this probably sounds like a real downer jinx when you're just trying to have some fun, and I really do appreciate you taking the time to post, but I've seen in enough evil in this world, that I have a hard time making light of it. Maybe you might think I'm being too hard on you or misunderstanding you, and if so, let me know, otherwise I do hope you will take this to heart. Best of luck.

craz


crazyname67 49M

1/14/2006 1:43 pm

Your welcome SFW. Glad to see you dropped by again. Hope you're havin a good week.


jadedbabe78 105F

1/14/2006 3:05 pm

LOL---too frickin' funny.

Most embarrassing thing on a date---I had a waiter spill an entire tray of drinks all over me---and I was wearing white !!


crazyname67 49M

1/14/2006 3:36 pm

He must have been wanting to check you out. LOL... Was he the same guy who broke your rib? LMAO!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/15/2006 12:22 am

Why is the kid telling the pharmacist about his sex life? Did I miss the point? Sigh..........


crazyname67 49M

1/15/2006 8:03 am

ha ha. I think he was one of those guys who puts notches on his bedpost and was a little too eager to share his exploits... Glad to see you stopped by. Hope everythings going good for you.


rm_jynxgurl 29F
209 posts
1/15/2006 4:23 pm

    Quoting crazyname67:
    hmmm... jinxgurl, I visited your blog. Can't say that's my cup of tea. It kind of made me sad. I know you're just doing it to be humourous, but sadly some people do cross the line. Yesterday in my town I heard about 4 teenagers who for fun walked up to a 75 year old man on the street and one of them said to him, "do you wanna die old man?" and they pushed him off the curb into the traffic. Thankfully the oncoming vehicle was able to slam on his brakes in the nick of time, and the man's life was spared. I'm sure they were out getting their 'kicks' at someone else's expense. I know that you've had alot of pain in your life from reading your posts and I know sometimes it may make you feel really angry but there is so much good that you could do with your life. You have your whole life ahead of you, with a bright future of all that you could do to help make this world a better place. I know this probably sounds like a real downer jinx when you're just trying to have some fun, and I really do appreciate you taking the time to post, but I've seen in enough evil in this world, that I have a hard time making light of it. Maybe you might think I'm being too hard on you or misunderstanding you, and if so, let me know, otherwise I do hope you will take this to heart. Best of luck.

    craz
Actually I was doing it to unfreak my sister about friday the 13. She is very superstitious, I made a list of all the horrible unlikely things that could happen to her and we had a laugh. It worked out well enough for her, so I figured I would do the same thing in my blog ^_^ hey, it worked for her!!! and it fit in nicely with all the stuff going around in blogland too. I'm sorry to hear it had the opposit effect. People can be cruel, it never occured to me that something like anything I wrote could have happened... Some people are just sick, I would never do anything like that. The most malicious thing I have ever done was pet my dog and gradually move my hand away, my dog leaned further and further out to keep contact till he fell over!! lol it was funny and sooo cute!! mean, but funny and harmless. well, sorry second most malicious thing, the guy I sacked would say that was the most malicious, but he deserved it (he put a pencil down my bra, shoving his hand down my shirt when he did so!! Ahhh still feel like killing him... grrrr) So yeah, little bit meaned but very well deserved. Otherwise I would not have done something like that, but I would do it again.

Anywayz, my post was originally made so others would not take superstitions and the stuff going around blogland too seriously. It had no malicious intentions, just poking fun at people's own fears. Though looking back on it I didn't exactly make that clear enough... Sorry if you took any offence to this or was depressed by it, I did not mean for that to be the effect.


allsleeky 36F

1/15/2006 9:51 pm

crazyname67 this time were you the pharmacist or the customer?

The most embarrasing thing in the date--> My sister saw me with my boyfriend and without thinking she said, "You know dad hates this guy". Well not too embarassing but not very nice.


TabithaElectra79 38F

1/16/2006 3:46 am

i love this !


crazyname67 49M

1/16/2006 6:52 am

Neither sleeky... this time I was the girlfriend. Didn't I tell you that I got a sex change? Ya, I was bored yesterday... thought I'd try something new. I should really update my pics now that I have breasts. But I'm going to write my name on them like you do, so that people won't steal them and use them in their profiles.

PS. Did you ever get your sister back for that?


crazyname67 49M

1/16/2006 7:08 am

Hey Tabitha, welcome to my blog... so when did you guys get the internet over there in the UK? lol. Ok, that was bad.


allsleeky 36F

1/19/2006 3:53 pm

    Quoting crazyname67:
    Neither sleeky... this time I was the girlfriend. Didn't I tell you that I got a sex change? Ya, I was bored yesterday... thought I'd try something new. I should really update my pics now that I have breasts. But I'm going to write my name on them like you do, so that people won't steal them and use them in their profiles.

    PS. Did you ever get your sister back for that?
You didn't tell me about the "sex change" .I really want to see the new pictures.!! [post 206787]


crazyname67 49M

1/19/2006 7:32 pm

This is what I look like now sleeky lacherie69


Efilnikufecin69 47M

1/19/2006 9:16 pm

LMAO! Too funny! I think I will visit more often. Thanks for the tip loveallsleeky!


crazyname67 49M

1/19/2006 9:43 pm

Welcome Efilnikufecin69. Feel free to drop by anytime!


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