Joke of the Day  

crazyname67 49M
200 posts
1/7/2006 8:03 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Joke of the Day

Three couples–one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed–apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.

After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old man.

"Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it."

"Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.

"At first it was no problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."

"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor.

"We know," says the young man. "We’re not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
1/7/2006 1:24 pm

Aha! So that's what the market boys were talking about
that at the "Piggly Wiggly" when they were
spraying the fruit!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

crazyname67 49M

1/7/2006 3:54 pm

LOL - the "Piggly Wiggly" - Is that actually the name of a store? Damn, who's gonna take it seriously enough to buy something there?

PailsDiverHonks 55F

1/7/2006 7:54 pm

LOL...good one!

crazyname67 49M

1/8/2006 6:19 am

Hey greeneyes... thanx for the visit. Your 'sexual addict' post was my favorite this week!

firestarter665 42M/39F

1/8/2006 7:15 am

Again, made my day. Keep 'em coming!

jadedbabe78 106F

1/8/2006 9:13 am

lol--supermarkets will never seem the same now .

crazyname67 49M

1/8/2006 8:19 pm

Hey firestarter... glad you enjoyed! Hope your days keep getting better!

crazyname67 49M

1/8/2006 8:21 pm

Hey jaded. Hope you're having a good day. I really enjoyed your 'hot and steamy' post today! Was my favorite one of the day! Everybody check it out at jadedbabe78

crazyname67 49M

1/8/2006 10:50 pm

Hey sexfit. Are those "lol, cute"'s just you being nice and trying to help me get more posts? If so... thx, you rawk! If not, you rawk anyway!

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