redneck firehouse fun  

countryfreeks 47M/48F
2 posts
7/13/2006 6:23 am
redneck firehouse fun

Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing while going to an alarm.

You have chrome naked lady mud-flaps on your pumper

Your firehouse has wheels.

Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire get'n drunk.

You've ever been toned-out on an outhouse fire. ...Also, if that outhouse was with entrapment.

You've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt on their property.

Your personal vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it.

You've ever walked through a Christmas display and come away with at least three new ideas for a light scheme on your pumper.

Your rescue can smoke the tires.

Your department's name is misspelled on your equipment or letterhead.

Dispatch can't mention your name without laughing

The local news crew won't put your deparmentt on TV because you embarrassed them the last time.

You've ever locked the keys in the pumper.

You've ever referred to a light bar as sexy.

Your defib consists of a marine battery, a pair of jump cables, and a fish finder.

You've ever taken a girl out in a pumper.

Your pumper has been on fire more times than it has been to a fire.

rm_mk1867 58M
60 posts
7/13/2006 9:57 am

You've been called to help round up loose livestock.

Your pick-up has bigger tires and sits higher than the pumper.

You use the family vehicle to help put out brush fires.

Your fire boots are covered with mud from working around the house.

repair parts for fire vehicles come from an old vehicle sitting in your yard.

Turn down your pager so you don't scare the deer.

When dispatch says there is a fire at George's farm y'all know where it is.

Your red lights are worth more than the car they're on.

you've used a farm tractor at emergencies.

You have beer in your pop machine at the station.

get your water supply from a pond, creek or run.

have to occassionally lift your facepiece to spit tobacco juice

Just a few from a fellow firefighter

gemini0157 59M  
6842 posts
7/13/2006 10:17 am

Or maybe if you signed the petition to change the national anthem from "The Star Spangled Banner" to "Freebird"

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