Mouse Balls  

cougarirish 45F
110 posts
7/13/2006 10:44 pm

Last Read:
7/20/2006 10:10 am

Mouse Balls


Please keep your minds out of the gutter!!!!

"Balls" Inspector

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real
memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to
all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of
this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor!......
Especially note the last couple of sentences.

'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
need a ball replacement Mouse Balls are now available as FRU (Field
Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,
replacement of Mouse Balls should only be attempted by properly trained

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the
underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than
foreign balls.

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the
Mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic
balls are replaced by using the twist off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in
charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is a
unhappy customer.

puntachueca 105M

7/13/2006 11:42 pm

Very funny!!!!!

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
7/14/2006 1:04 pm

I need more practice in being suckered.

Would you care to drift aimlessly in my direction?

Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

7/15/2006 5:32 pm

Glad my balls are in good working order.

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
7/19/2006 4:37 am

Perhaps you were having a bad mouse day?

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