More funnies....need to laugh to make the world go around  

cougarirish 45F
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4/2/2006 9:38 am

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More funnies....need to laugh to make the world go around


The Dessert Test



No cheating. If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front

Of you, which would you choose? Pick your dessert, and then look to see

What psychiatrists think about you! After taking this dessert personality

test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put YOUR

choice of dessert in the subject line above. ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO

SENT IT TO YOU! Sorry you can only pick one.



Angel Food Cake

Brownies

Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing

Lemon Meringue Pie

Strawberry Short Cake

Chocolate Icing on Chocolate Cake

Ice Cream

Carrot Cake



NO. You can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully

what your choice will be!



OK - Now that you've made your choice , this is what psychiatric

research

says about you:





























ANGEL FOOD CAKE... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy

items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at

the end of the day.. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature

at times.



BROWNIES... You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of

underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out

your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and

direction. You tend to be very loyal.



LEMON MERINGUE. Smooth, sexy, and articulate with your hands,! you are

an

excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk

and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have

many

good friends.



VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING... Fun loving, sassy, humorous. Not

very

grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys

being around you. You are a practical joker. Others should be cautious

in

making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.



STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE... Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other

people and can be counted on in a pinch. ! You also tend to melt. You

can

be overly emotional at times. And sometimes can be annoying.



CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE... Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very

adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold

exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will

not

settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.



ICE CREAM... You like sports, whether it is baseball, football,

basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but

you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control.

You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.



CARROT CAKE... You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh.

You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very

warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal

friends.



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TOP 5 SMART ASS ANSWERS FOR 2005:
>
> Smart Ass Answer #5:
> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to
check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand
for the ticket, instead he opened his trench coat and
flashed her. Without missing A beat....she said, "Sir, I
need to see your ticket not your stub."

> Smart Ass Answer #4:
> A lady was shopping for a turkey at the grocery store, but
she couldn't > find one big enough for her family. She asked
a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock
boy replied," No ma'am they're dead."

> Smart Ass Answer #3:
> The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for
speeding > rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for
you all day," the cop > said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I
got here as fast as I could." > When the cop finally stopped
laughing, he sent the kid on his way - > without a ticket.

> Smart Ass Answer #2:
> A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign
comes up that > reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows
it, the bridge is right Ahead > of him and he gets stuck
under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. > Finally, a
police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks
up > to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and
says, "Got stuck, > huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran > out of gas."
>
> AND NOW.....FOR THE.....BEST ONE..#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF
THE YEAR 2005. > A college teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final exam. "Now > class, I won't tolerate any
excuses for you not being here tomorrow. > I might consider
a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or > illness,
or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other
> excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the
room raised his > hand and asked, "What would you say if
tomorrow I said I was suffering > from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced > to
laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored,
the > teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her
head and sweetly > says "Well, I guess you'd have to write
the exam with your other hand. >




wickedeasy 67F  
26818 posts
4/2/2006 12:28 pm

the smart ass answers were great - hope you don't mind but i scooped up two for a friend who is a real time smartass.

easy

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


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