You might be a loser if......  

cookie7823 46F
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1/27/2006 10:46 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

You might be a loser if......

OK...everyone has heard, "You might be a redneck if..." Personally, I take offense at some of those jokes. I mean, seriously, I have all my teeth and I don't have sex with my cousin, but I have milked a goat and for a while when I lived in San Antonio, there was a toilet in my yard. ROTFLMAO!

So, you might be a loser if the highlight of your week was receiving your new PINK cell phone! Oh, and then, making sure it was customized with a graphic of valentine candy hearts saying "booty call" and a ring tone of Beyonce singing "Baby Boy".

What can I say? I'm a loser! Hehe!

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