Things to do with.....CONDOMS!!!  

cookie7823 46F
404 posts
8/1/2006 7:43 pm

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8/8/2006 7:04 pm

Things to do with.....CONDOMS!!!

~ Use as pet galoshes.

~ Slip one of each foot before showering at the gym.

~ Cut off the tip, snip out two armholes, and make into a mod raincoat for Barbie!

~ Employ as lunch-box snack bags for carrots, cookies, or fruit.

~ Tie to the stem of your wine glass at parties so no one steals your glass.

~ Use as disposable antitheft cell-phone cases.

~ Fill two with Jell-O and pack in your bra for a Cheap-O boob job.

~ Keep handy as a vibrator storage/travel bag.

~ Fill with Kool-Aid or juice and freeze. (Makes a cool and refreshing Penis Pop!)

~ Unroll a lubricated condom over each hand to moisturize hands and cuticles while watching movies at home.


Sinderlicious 51F
310 posts
8/1/2006 8:14 pm

And then there are some that should just USE them as intended so the gene pool doesn't need to be chlorinated on a daily basis!! LMFAO

Sin like you mean it!

cookie7823 replies on 8/1/2006 8:28 pm:

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
8/1/2006 8:22 pm

If I unrolled them to use on my hands....I'd end up at the hospital...I'm allergic to latex! Some of these were just too funny!

drnick20054 28M

8/2/2006 5:40 pm

take about a tablespoon on slightly beaten egg white so it looks like cum and put it in a condom and then leave it on your friends car, when they come out they think someone left a used condom on their car. its great if your in the shady part of the city adn then just be like

cassy065 51F

8/8/2006 12:16 am

oh yeah i can really get with the penis pop sounds like a nice way 2 cool off with this HOT summer heat

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