Things to do with......Toilet Paper!!!  

cookie7823 46F
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6/29/2006 6:14 pm

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6/29/2006 10:33 pm

Things to do with......Toilet Paper!!!

* Impromptu bandage when you need a quick sympathy vote

* TP a parking meter to save quarters

* Stuff bra (yes, this still works!)

* Super-cheap mummy costume for Halloween

* Wraps nicely into a turban for exotic Middle Eastern look

* Tie between two chairs as a finish-line for victory lap

* Makes killer spit wads

* Desktop pillow for sleeping on the job (absorbs drool while you snooze)

* Play pass-the-roll at parties

* Easy-to-grip spyglass (hold two and you've got binoculars!)

* Tape to steering wheel and dashboard (millions of tiny airbags)

* Sanitary in-flight headrest

* String a roll through your belt and sell by the square at concerts and ball games

Yay!!!



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