Some random thoughts about BART  

cookie7823 46F
404 posts
6/8/2006 6:45 pm

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6/13/2006 7:44 pm

Some random thoughts about BART

So, I ride BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit for those of you who don't know BART as intimately as I do) 5 days a week from Pleasant Hill to downtown San Francisco. It was recently named the #1 transit system in the U.S. and seriously, I want to know what group of retards voted on that! LOL But I digress...BART is a joy and my days would not be complete without my BFs(BART FREAKS).

Here are some of my thoughts...these are just from today.

* If you insist on eating sunflower seeds on the train even when you could be ticketed for eating...please, please for gawd sake, don't toss the shells all over the seat. Someone will need to sit after you.

* Learn how to use the text function on your cell phone. I don't want to hear all of your personal conversations. And geeeez...why do you act surprised when the train enters a tunnel and you lose your connection?

* Sometimes when it's quiet in the mornings on the way to work, I like to close my eyes and pretend that I'm NOT going to work. Do NOT start whistling the 7 dwarfs "off to work" song. I let it go this morning....but one more time, buddy, one more time...

* If a blind man enters the train when it is standing room only and you are sitting in a seat reserved for people with disabilities....guess what? Get your ass up and offer him your seat! I saw you, you punk ass teenager...pretending that it was OK because he couldn't see YOU sitting there.

* Do NOT clip your nails...for fuck's that before you leave the privacy of your own home.

* If you are a very large black man wearing tight, clingy polyester pants. Try, I beg you, try to keep your legs as close together as possible. I prefer not to be blinded by the "NUTS".

And finally....remember....SOAP and DEODERANT are your friends!!!

Lookalike 52M
25 posts
6/8/2006 8:11 pm

<-checking bottom of shoes...

Did I step in sumpin'?

cookie7823 46F

6/8/2006 11:07 pm

    Quoting Lookalike:
    <-checking bottom of shoes...

    Did I step in sumpin'?
It was the gum I tossed on the floor. I do that because I like paying higher fares to pay for people to clean up that shit!!! I already pay almost $10/day for a round trip...freakin assholes who trash up the trains and the's gonna be another dollar next year. Thanks assfucks.

drnick20054 28M

6/9/2006 10:58 am

yup; people suck

esseneff1000 105F
151 posts
6/12/2006 3:11 pm

I love Bart myself, but thank god I do NOT have to use it everyday ($10. a day yeouch). Of course I love Bart for the freaks and tards that fill it up. I was on the sucker when it FIRST opened (omg ima gettin old).

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