Relationship Red Flags  

cookie7823 46F
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6/20/2006 5:31 pm

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6/20/2006 7:20 pm

Relationship Red Flags

If you see any of these, don't walk!!!

* If you ask about his relationship history, he screams, jumps up, and brings you his stash of action-hero dolls.

* He has a photo of his guru on the back of the toilet.

* He keeps lipstick in his medicine cabinet.

* He kisses you the way he kisses his dog.

* When he uses the word love, he's talking about his hair.

* His healthiest long-term relationship is with his therapist(s).

* He has a frequent-shopper card from the local strip club.

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