Making the best of a sucky Saturday evening....  

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3/5/2006 2:02 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Making the best of a sucky Saturday evening....

My evening started out really bad...I was bored and had no one to talk to. Elvis was unhappy because I wouldn't let him off his leash in the park and he pee'd in my chair. Nice....

So I decided to make the best of it and chat in the NorCal chat room. It was kinda boring at first, but then I got sorta giggly and started throwing out zingers.

To lonely_golfer: "Hey golfer, why are you lonely? No one will caddy for you? Must be lonely out there with just your stick and your balls to keep you company." He left the room.

To spudsky: "Hey spud...are you from Idaho? Yummm...I like taters." He left the room.

To SicilianLawyer (too fucking easy!): "Hey did you go to law school to defend your relatives? Do you know anyone from the cast of Sopranos? Hook me up with some autographs that I can sell on ebay, k?" Bummer...he thought I was funny...bugged me for the next hour.

To Outlaw: "Hey outlaw, do you own a gun? Have you ever used it to rob someone?" Turned out that Outlaw is from Texas and he had really hot pics on his profile...dumber than a box of rocks, but I'm a sucker for pretty boys...especially the ones from TEXAS! can always make your own fun...just gotta try! LOL

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