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Dorks do it Best.
Dorks do it Best.
Talking about ideas gave me the idea for this post
Yep, dorks do it best.
Whether it's being the kings of kink, or bring you the Manhattan Project, dorks are probably leading the way.
Kind of makes me wonder if that's how dildos came about .... a woman bugging a dork/geek for some loving and he hands her a dildo like object and says "here use this I'm busy" and women have been using them ever since
Although when a woman does manage to get a geek in bed she may just be in for lot's of fun.... ..seriously look at all the curves and fascinating parts to play with I think I could be entertained for hours ...perhaps days at a time ....
Maybe that's called a woman fetish...
Then of course there's the minor details that geeks tend to make money ... Can anyone say Microsoft?
Hey the right kind of dork might just know your body better than you do ...
Stand up, sit down, doesn't matter you can pee all around...
Not sure many women realize they can..... takes practice, but it's not impossible ..then you too can sign your name in the snow
Then of course there's role-playing ...think of all the dorks that do that... might be fun just watch out for the +1 dildo or the really rare "Oh, oh God" +5
...why settle for the earthshaking when time can stop...
Then of course there's the agile fingers from being able to speed type...
Yup, yup, dorks do it best.
*** Warning: For the purpose of this post dorks & geeks are assumed to be male, though this is not necessarily true to reality.***
5/24/2006 9:11 pm
Funny, I like. I'm not going for the writting my name in the snow tho..I've gone on lots of camping trips and have never been able to get by without sitting.|
7/18/2006 8:03 pm
Its easy, you just have to relax some muscles, and constrict others. Gotten good at it over the years, but still can't write my name in the snow. LOL. Yes dorks rule!!|