sometimes you feel like a nut...  

comecuffme 46F
119 posts
12/26/2005 7:19 am

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sometimes you feel like a nut...

In the beginning Woman created man. Not physically, although She does often influence that part of him as well. She helps to create the inner man. At least the good ones are created that way. Either by their mothers, a role model or even a mate. The ones that don't have the benefit of a woman's guidance often end up in the custody of the state or federal corrections department for a period of life.

If you ask me, I would much prefer the company of a good woman than the company of a guy named 'Bubba' who you wouldn't want to bend over in front of in the showers. I hear that Bubbas are always looking for a special 'friend'.

In my case I would prefer the company of a good man. Not that I have found one lately. I have often heard that all of the good ones are taken. Sadly, the ones that I personally know...they aren't so good, taken or not.

Christmas has come and gone and I am happy to see 2005 soon go. New year represents new beginnings I suppose.

I have decided to write a booklet on how to become a hermit. First, stop answering the phone. Screening your calls is so much better. Second, don't go out with anyone anymore. Third, ostracize yourself from the whole human race. Fourth, go online and get a fake life. Talk to people like you are facinating. Talk to those who will never know you. Life is a fantasy. Then leave stupid nonsensical messages on a thing called a blog.

Am I crazy? Probably. But then again who isn't.

Enough of my crap....
Here ya go

Confucius say:

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy.
to park meat in girl.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.

im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
12/26/2005 11:41 am

Ok one flaw in your plan you cannot ostracize yourself from the human race and talk online, with a fake invented life, or not.
Confucious really said, Friendship with the upright, the devoted and the learned is profitable.
With that said you wouldn't want to give up talking to me, would you?
Maybe you should just forget about being a hermit.

Buck69Mi 52M
15 posts
12/27/2005 10:50 pm

I think youve got a nice

rm_ohsolustful 58M
859 posts
12/28/2005 10:03 am

I don't blame the old man for grabbin your butt, I might have too, You really do have nice ASSets...what a waste to be a hermit and live in a fantasy land with no real contact with people, Your wasting your life away, Go live life to the fullest, experience the good and bad that life offers...It really can be a wonderful place if you let it be..........

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