My wife has been lying to me for years  

rm_coathanger1 48M
713 posts
3/14/2006 7:57 pm

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My wife has been lying to me for years

She has been trying to say I’m the one snoring for years. Obviously this cannot be true. Since my ears would be closest to the noise, it would wake me up first. But no, this is not the case. She fails to realize that she has to be the one who snores loudly because SHE is the one getting woke up from it.

Luckily I am a sound sleeper. What’s bad though is the kids sometimes get to hear it from the other end of the house. She is oh so quick to tell the kids it’s me doing it. She even has them convinced of it. I would tell them the truth but I just don’t want them thinking their mom would ever lie to them.

Why is it women cannot admit to snoring? Just because you make the windows rattle and pictures fall off the wall not to mention the false earthquake warnings from time to time, doesn’t mean you have to blame it on your poor unsuspecting husband.

What is a poor, quiet sleeping husband to do?



Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
3/14/2006 8:14 pm

It's one of the shameful things women always blame on us! Its the same reason we get blamed for not flushin, or the hair in the sink. or the underwear in the dishwasher! I'm with you! I know its really them1!!! a big conspiracy!


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/14/2006 8:35 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
3/14/2006 9:24 pm

I don't think I snore. Never had anybody told me that I do


imLadyBambi 58M/50F

3/14/2006 9:59 pm

How original!!! I LOVED your blog. LMAO

Lady Bambi

P.S. I don't snore - its Mr. Bambi who does the snoring in hour house.


PineyFolks 58M/59F

3/15/2006 7:01 am

LMFAO D......tell J to come spend the night and i will let her know if it is her....LOL...i stopped snoring after my surgery. At least Piney says i don't anymore. *grins* He does however...

Neorn


rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
3/15/2006 10:03 am

I'll be sure to tell her that you said so


rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
3/15/2006 10:11 am

    Quoting Kaliedascope61:
    It's one of the shameful things women always blame on us! Its the same reason we get blamed for not flushin, or the hair in the sink. or the underwear in the dishwasher! I'm with you! I know its really them1!!! a big conspiracy!
Don't be letting on that we know about all of their conspiracies.


rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
3/15/2006 10:14 am

I bet you're laughing at me for even thinking I could uncover such a plot.


rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
3/15/2006 10:16 am

    Quoting sassybelle21:
    I don't think I snore. Never had anybody told me that I do
Can ou blame them for not telling you. You might not ever let them get a chance to hear it again.


rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
3/15/2006 10:18 am

    Quoting imLadyBambi:
    How original!!! I LOVED your blog. LMAO

    Lady Bambi

    P.S. I don't snore - its Mr. Bambi who does the snoring in hour house.
and I bet thats the truth.... ** The conspiracy continues **


rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
3/15/2006 10:21 am

    Quoting PineyFolks:
    LMFAO D......tell J to come spend the night and i will let her know if it is her....LOL...i stopped snoring after my surgery. At least Piney says i don't anymore. *grins* He does however...

    Neorn
Like you would tell on her ** All you women must be in on this **


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
3/16/2006 6:08 am

    Quoting rm_coathanger1:
    Can ou blame them for not telling you. You might not ever let them get a chance to hear it again.
So you want to hear me snore?


rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
3/16/2006 11:30 am

I would hope we could just pass out at the same time, I'll risk it for you though.


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