Where oh where is my halo?  

clitalicious67 49F
2596 posts
7/1/2006 5:00 am

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7/2/2006 2:15 am

Where oh where is my halo?

So since my halo has gone missing thanks to my eviler twin cuummdrop, I seem to have trouble censoring myself...especially at work! OMG I have just let it fly this week...although I seem to have developed a fan club because of it...but when I don't censor myself I tend to get into MORE trouble than normal...

The lack of censorship finally spilled from my professional life into my personal life and ALL over my Ex...normally when he spouts out his backwards, ignorant comments I just walk away because I don't give a flyin' fuckin' monkey what he thinks...however, he cracked on my music the other day...told me that what I listened to was destructive and I shouldn't let our daughter be subjected to my downward spiral into hell...on the melodies of the Black-eyed Peas singin' "Pump It" or whatever other demonic tunes I listened to.

I turned with every intention of walking away...but dammitall the censor went into malfunction and I HAD to respond. You see he listens to country music which mostly makes me want to spontaneously combust whenever it caresses my ear...(for those that love country...it's your thing do it...)

I said yes your music is so much better for her...let's all get drunk, go to a family renuion to find our next date victim, spring mama from jail or sing about being better off in a pinebox or cheatin' cause I am breathin'...or hell maybe just drink all day cause ya know "It is 5 o'clock somewhere". And while I am at it, you have been cracking on the way I talk, dress, look and live...I have made note of this and ALL signs point to you STILL want me...my advice to you at this point it...either get therapy OR go to the back of the line and wait your turn (as IF)...

The result of this tirade was jaw dropped, and SPEECHLESS...at THAT point, I sashayed back to my car WITH a smile on my face (making a mental note to ditch the halo when dealing with him in the future...giggling just kidding sorta).

The music playing in my mind as I drove off into the sunset was:

MY LOVIN' (Never gonna get it)
sung by En Vogue

No, you're never gonna get it (Ow!)
Never ever gonna get it (No, not this time)
No, you're never gonna get it (My love)
Never ever gonna get it
(repeat)

I remember how it used to be
You never was this nice, you can't fool me
Now you talkin' like you made a change
The more you talk, the more things sound the same
What makes you think you can just walk back into her life
Without a good fight? Oh...
I just sit back and watch you make a fool of yourself
Cuz you're just wasting your time, oh...

CHORUS
No, you're never gonna get it (Not this time)
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Had your chance to make a change)
Never ever gonna get it
(repeat)

Now you promise me the moon and stars
Save your breath, you won't get very far
Gave you many chances to make change
The only thing you changed was love to hate
It doesn't matter what you do or what you say
She doesn't love you, no way
Maybe next time you'll give your woman a little respect
So you won't be hearing her say, "No way"

CHORUS

Doesn't matter what you do or what you say
She don't love you, no way
Maybe next time you'll give your woman a little respect
So you won't be hearing her say, "No way"

[And now it's time for a breakdown...]

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it (whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never get it

No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (My lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')...

I was encouraged to post this by my eviler twin

cuummdrop so it is dedicated to her...hope she enjoyes my little rant...

He just ain't ever gonna understand me...and I have to admit IT FEELS GREAT!

Sorry for the rant...thanks for listenin'

Peace

C~



rm_CuummDrop 48F
2591 posts
7/1/2006 5:37 am

*Stands UP*............. YES!!!!! You go girl!!! That fucktard is never gonna get it, (and i ain't talking about just sex here either)... So, i'm SOOOOOO glad that YOU finally *singing this*

V~I~N~D~I~C~A~T~E~D


yourself... YES... YOU GO!!! Woooooooooooooooooooo Damn Woooooooooooooooooooo (i'm keeping the halo)...

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
7/1/2006 6:02 am

You go girl! But maybe borrow your halo back from [blog cuummdrop] once in awhile! lol


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
7/1/2006 6:19 am

whats a flying fucking monkey? and how do i get one?


loadeddice05 44M

7/1/2006 6:51 am

    Quoting Kaliedascope61:
    whats a flying fucking monkey? and how do i get one?
They come out of mavericks ass!!!! You gotta reach in and grab it!!! Make sure you wash it!!


loadeddice05 44M

7/1/2006 6:53 am

    Quoting Kaliedascope61:
    whats a flying fucking monkey? and how do i get one?
So your X has that holier than thou attitude!!! HMNNN! SEE! you shoulda married me?? We'd end up being the best of friends and still have occasional (remember this sex)!!

FUCK HIM!!!! Your music does suck!!!


Intensity4U 52M
7432 posts
7/1/2006 10:13 am

Hey C~ Well, sometimes angels have to deliver the bad news, so I think you can keep the halo.


clitalicious67 49F

7/1/2006 11:51 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    So your X has that holier than thou attitude!!! HMNNN! SEE! you shoulda married me?? We'd end up being the best of friends and still have occasional (remember this sex)!!

    FUCK HIM!!!! Your music does suck!!!
My music is AWESOME...not sucky!!! Nahhh we would STILL be together...because I am cooler than most women...it would be a funfest all the time!!! (smirking)


clitalicious67 49F

7/1/2006 11:51 am

    Quoting Intensity4U:
    Hey C~ Well, sometimes angels have to deliver the bad news, so I think you can keep the halo.
I~ you know you always say the nicest things...you are just too kind kisses C~


rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
7/1/2006 1:16 pm

Occasionally, I find myself having fantasies of torturing my ex in the vilest ways ... Less so now that I'm 1300 miles away and have no contact. But would I if I knew I wouldn't get arrested for it?


clitalicious67 49F

7/1/2006 2:30 pm

    Quoting rm_kelli4u2dew:
    Occasionally, I find myself having fantasies of torturing my ex in the vilest ways ... Less so now that I'm 1300 miles away and have no contact. But would I if I knew I wouldn't get arrested for it?
Oh Kelli I understand completely...C~


sexyariesgirl 57F

7/1/2006 3:30 pm

WOO HOO Girl! Bet he thinks twice before giving you a dressing down again! Sometimes you just have to say what's on your mind.

Power To FOK


wickedeasy 66F  
25463 posts
7/1/2006 5:01 pm

rotfl - what, you don't like whiney twanging nasal music - geesh

well done and a ^5

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


clitalicious67 49F

7/1/2006 6:20 pm

    Quoting sexyariesgirl:
    WOO HOO Girl! Bet he thinks twice before giving you a dressing down again! Sometimes you just have to say what's on your mind.
LMAO you have to have that capability to begin with...he will go there again...he will just be uglier the next time...but he doesn't understand it is like water on a duck's back with me...the best revenge for people like him...is to live well and be happy...

Oh and always have a friendly smile for them...(giggling)

C~


clitalicious67 49F

7/1/2006 6:21 pm

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    rotfl - what, you don't like whiney twanging nasal music - geesh

    well done and a ^5
Wicked lol nope...my evil twin and I are hard pressed to sit through that...we went to a party where that is mostly what was played and OMG I thought we were done for!!!!


rm_CuummDrop 48F
2591 posts
7/1/2006 9:45 pm

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    Wicked lol nope...my evil twin and I are hard pressed to sit through that...we went to a party where that is mostly what was played and OMG I thought we were done for!!!!
lol.. the twitches and the looks... it truly was a time to remember... Wonder if there's any pics around (i know i have a few of them, from Rudy's at Halloween.........

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


clitalicious67 49F

7/2/2006 2:15 am

    Quoting rm_CuummDrop:
    lol.. the twitches and the looks... it truly was a time to remember... Wonder if there's any pics around (i know i have a few of them, from Rudy's at Halloween.........
Uggghhh I hope not...shakes off the thought!


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