What is an ASSHAT?  

clitalicious67 49F
2596 posts
8/23/2006 4:50 am

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8/24/2006 3:43 am

What is an ASSHAT?

Well, I am so glad you asked...ASSHAT is one of my favorite words these days...so here is the definition...I hope you enjoy using it as much as I do...

Basic definition: One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

More detailed definitions....


A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.

Usage: "Can you believe that my boss is making me stay until 9 pm on a Friday!?" "What an asshat."

An Asshat: someone who is a complete idiot OR verbal abuse for someone you are angry with OR a greeting for someone you dint want to see

'Hey You!'
'Hey Asshat!'

A humorous derogetary term often used amongst friends meaning a hat worn on the ass (arse, bum, bottom etc)

pass me the remote you asshat

Just a few different ways to use ASSHAT...courtesy of the online Urban Dictionary...

Now go out and use what you learned today!!!! And remember: Knowledge is power!!!!

Peace C~

HandyMan15601 55M

8/23/2006 5:11 am

wow...I've met some asshats....there are a few on here even....we used to call them "headup"as in he has his headup his rectum...good one ...H

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8/23/2006 5:29 am

This colloquial vernacularism seems to have now overtaken it's predesessor "Ass Clown" in popularity of common usage.

Fucktard also seems to be a new one that is riding quite high on the Billboard top 100 chart of new street slang terms.

I've personally been trying to popularize the phrase "son of a douchebag" but I still have a long way to go with it.


jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
8/23/2006 1:24 pm

Well Now we all know! That was great I will use that one now all the time later girl JD

reverend21 49M
1913 posts
8/23/2006 2:46 pm

Doesn't this include all politicians and beurucrats?

Djeeper1987 47M

8/23/2006 3:57 pm

Wait I can't hear you, let me get my head out of my ass.

Carpe Diem

40lovesetmatch 59M

8/23/2006 5:58 pm


loadeddice05 44M

8/23/2006 10:20 pm

And who would you say fits this description??? Obnoxious??? Ignorance??????

Valdrane78 38M

8/23/2006 11:42 pm

I like douchebag.............

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