Well it is official...  

clitalicious67 49F
2596 posts
5/26/2006 8:22 pm

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5/27/2006 7:04 am

Well it is official...

I have become one of the guys at work...they (the guys) have deemed me worthy of confiding in..sometimes about things I just think are TMI...but still I listen...I get to sit on gender jokes...and have been deemed a poster child for sexual harassment...so I guess "they really do like me"...LOL We have some good conversations and usually piss everyone off because we are having more fun then they are...

Today we talked about the group Queen and what our favorite song was by them...well of course without hestitation I broke into:

Fat Bottomed Girls

Words and music by Brian May

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

By the time I got through the first verse...we were all singing it...silly ass men...didn't even realize they were being led by a WOMAN...

Giggling...well it was fun...they have also learned I can make anything into a microphone...so I guess it was a good thing they all had pants on...(oops! my inner voice mechanism is broken again)

Here's hoping you find great friends to make your days at work go by quickly...

Peace

C~



Djeeper1987 47M

5/26/2006 8:28 pm

I am shocked

Carpe Diem


clitalicious67 49F

5/26/2006 8:48 pm

Smirking...then my work is done for the day


imLadyBambi 58M/50F

5/26/2006 9:13 pm

clitalicious67,

Well sounds like you had a good day at work.

Lady Bambi


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
5/26/2006 9:13 pm

Too funny!


meerkittykat 42F

5/26/2006 9:15 pm

inner voice mechanisms are overrated

that's a great song..heard it today on my way back from lunch...windows went down, radio went up...

♫ areeeeee you gonna take me home tonight...ahhhhhh, down beside that red firelight.....♫


clitalicious67 49F

5/26/2006 9:19 pm

    Quoting meerkittykat:
    inner voice mechanisms are overrated

    that's a great song..heard it today on my way back from lunch...windows went down, radio went up...

    ♫ areeeeee you gonna take me home tonight...ahhhhhh, down beside that red firelight.....♫
I can see that you and I could sooooo swap IPODs and still rock uninterupted...you ROCK!


clitalicious67 49F

5/26/2006 9:19 pm

    Quoting imLadyBambi:
    clitalicious67,

    Well sounds like you had a good day at work.

    Lady Bambi
A good time was had by all...except for the fun suckers...lol


clitalicious67 49F

5/26/2006 9:20 pm

What can I say I am fast becoming the office clown LOL


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/26/2006 9:25 pm

I love being led by women...no responsibility on my part and there is a better chance of me getting nekkid that way, just by being in the right place at the right time.....doesn't usually happen that way at work tho...


jdocfunguy 50M

5/26/2006 10:45 pm

I sure do wish you were in my office. You must make the day fly by.


jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
5/27/2006 12:38 am

That is a good thing the guys joke around with you, you know they don't do that to every girl ooooh oh maybe they do sorry just joking. I was just wondering in a work place with mostly girls to they take in a guy (that is not gay) in like that????? Just wondering later girl JD


rm_CuummDrop 48F
2591 posts
5/27/2006 4:23 am

But remember... Ya gotta stay censored on the phone dang it..!!

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
5/27/2006 4:50 am

Now lets hear your rendition of bicycle!


goodguysneedit2 56M

5/27/2006 5:10 am

C, it only makes perfect sense that you are one they can easily relate to. I'll bet the other women envy your nature.
Maybe it's a bi-female who grasps the differences between the sexes best, thus can relate better to either? Just a theory of the moment...lol
But..hey... any woman who can discuss the sexes and such with a group of men is going to be enjoyed by the men enormously.
I'll venture to say every guy there has the desire to get the groove on with ya.
That gives you power in the workplace.
Mornin' hug to ya...I wish I could offer more...lol

-G'Guy


sexyariesgirl 57F

5/27/2006 5:12 am

I work with all guys too...and it's really strange some of the things they share!!!!!!!! lol (LOVE that song by the way!!!!!!)

Power To FOK


clitalicious67 49F

5/27/2006 5:21 am

    Quoting jd29992z:
    That is a good thing the guys joke around with you, you know they don't do that to every girl ooooh oh maybe they do sorry just joking. I was just wondering in a work place with mostly girls to they take in a guy (that is not gay) in like that????? Just wondering later girl JD
Ohhhhh you HAD to go there!!! No it isn't like that!!! Me and one of the other guys also were avid American Idol watchers...so he and I established (@ 9:00 am) every Wednesday "Idol Talk" in the hallway LMAO...and when Chris (who is referred to as Da Man) got voted off there would be no question of where my affliliations lie...they are a fun group of guys and some of the other women in our off are just wayyyy too uptight...they just don't have a sense of humor and I have an overabundance of it... silly man


clitalicious67 49F

5/27/2006 5:22 am

    Quoting LustyTaurus:
    I love being led by women...no responsibility on my part and there is a better chance of me getting nekkid that way, just by being in the right place at the right time.....doesn't usually happen that way at work tho...
Awww you should come work with me...C~


clitalicious67 49F

5/27/2006 5:24 am

    Quoting jdocfunguy:
    I sure do wish you were in my office. You must make the day fly by.
You know in one of your previous comments you said you don't break rules...well that would change if we worked together LOL


clitalicious67 49F

5/27/2006 5:27 am

    Quoting rm_CuummDrop:
    But remember... Ya gotta stay censored on the phone dang it..!!
Giggling that is because you are just a naughty, naughtly lil monkey..!!!


clitalicious67 49F

5/27/2006 5:29 am

Getting closer to 3000 I see! C'mere and I'll sing it in your ear


loadeddice05 44M

5/27/2006 5:49 am

I had sex with a fat bottomed girl and woke up so sore!! Like I was doing squats or something??? Sad thing is? I don't think she was all that interested?? And she was the fat one!!!(sob) Anyways!! but who cares??? how you been ms. clit??????


clitalicious67 49F

5/27/2006 7:04 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    I had sex with a fat bottomed girl and woke up so sore!! Like I was doing squats or something??? Sad thing is? I don't think she was all that interested?? And she was the fat one!!!(sob) Anyways!! but who cares??? how you been ms. clit??????
Awww you poor baby!!! Well being sore is only good iffin' it is in a good way...just sayin'.

ME? I am doin' just peachy babe. How about you???? I have a 3day weekend what more could I possibly ask for???

Kisses

C~


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