Southern to my soul....  

clitalicious67 49F
2596 posts
7/8/2006 1:20 pm

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7/10/2006 4:01 pm

Southern to my soul....

WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people they represent, we need symbols
that all true Southerners understand: See the list below...

OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try.

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger.You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their
right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here.
You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile
and are happy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.

POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with
life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night person and mind your own business.

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards
make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away
from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved
ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to
the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits
You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well. You are pure in heart.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the
road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter
Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However,
you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility.



reverend21 49M
1913 posts
7/8/2006 4:05 pm

Possum?!? Well, I do have beady little eyes, but a possum!


loadeddice05 44M

7/8/2006 5:01 pm

I'm a green beautiful piece of OKRA!!!! And fish gumbo cause it tastes and smells like my other favorite food!!!!


jdocfunguy 50M

7/8/2006 8:17 pm

I just don't see myself as a catfish. Yuck. Now you tell me to stay away from moonpies. Too late.


goodguysneedit2 56M

7/8/2006 9:44 pm

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility.

LOL...I reckons dat's meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

And...it's actually true about the Possum! LOL


rm_CuummDrop 48F
2591 posts
7/8/2006 11:59 pm

Where the heck did you come up with this?...lol Okay,, see it's all good, when it comes up to the point of,,, WORMS and INSECTS... Yes,, a throwback,, meaning?... catch me and THEN throw me back?... lol.. Ummm would answer a few questions then...

Yeppers, not concerned with todays, ummm,, never mind,, now i'm not walking around,, wearing Ambicrombie n' Fitch,, or Aeropostale or for that matter, Hollister. But my bra n' spankin panties do have to match...

Okay,, yeah,, grins,, drag me to the cave by the head of my hair, n' have you're way with me... Ummmm.. Yep that's me...

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility.

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


BlackHeatLust 47M

7/9/2006 1:20 am

Hello there Cllit. Nice to see you again?

Well it sems like I'm a Grits kind of guy with my Birthday being September 5th?

Can you please pass the Sugar for me or better yet may I have some Sugar so that I may add it to my Grits.


BlackHeatLust 47M

7/9/2006 1:20 am

Hello there Clit. Nice to see you again?

Well it sems like I'm a Grits kind of guy with my Birthday being September 5th?

Can you please pass the Sugar for me or better yet may I have some Sugar so that I may add it to my Grits.


moo_nips 57F

7/9/2006 6:30 am

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards
make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away
from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.


It might be interesting to see the inner meaning of some others like
Cooter, Cornbread or Conch Pea


sexyariesgirl 57F

7/9/2006 12:45 pm

Damn darlin...I'm a MOON PIE and NOBODY fits with a MOON PIE!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Power To FOK


clitalicious67 49F

7/9/2006 3:09 pm

    Quoting reverend21:
    Possum?!? Well, I do have beady little eyes, but a possum!
Nahhhh you have warm eyes my dear!


clitalicious67 49F

7/9/2006 3:10 pm

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    I'm a green beautiful piece of OKRA!!!! And fish gumbo cause it tastes and smells like my other favorite food!!!!
LOL I don't smell like gumbo silly azz....more like jasmine (nodding yeah that is it!)


clitalicious67 49F

7/9/2006 3:11 pm

    Quoting goodguysneedit2:
    ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility.

    LOL...I reckons dat's meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

    And...it's actually true about the Possum! LOL
Well I am a catfish...so there ya go...I like to play in the mud! LMAO


clitalicious67 49F

7/9/2006 3:12 pm

    Quoting rm_CuummDrop:
    Where the heck did you come up with this?...lol Okay,, see it's all good, when it comes up to the point of,,, WORMS and INSECTS... Yes,, a throwback,, meaning?... catch me and THEN throw me back?... lol.. Ummm would answer a few questions then...

    Yeppers, not concerned with todays, ummm,, never mind,, now i'm not walking around,, wearing Ambicrombie n' Fitch,, or Aeropostale or for that matter, Hollister. But my bra n' spankin panties do have to match...

    Okay,, yeah,, grins,, drag me to the cave by the head of my hair, n' have you're way with me... Ummmm.. Yep that's me...

    ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility.
FREAKZILLA that is you...lmao


clitalicious67 49F

7/9/2006 3:13 pm

    Quoting BlackHeatLust:
    Hello there Cllit. Nice to see you again?

    Well it sems like I'm a Grits kind of guy with my Birthday being September 5th?

    Can you please pass the Sugar for me or better yet may I have some Sugar so that I may add it to my Grits.
Hey there BHL darlin'...always good to see ya! Plantin' some suger and yer cheek! muuuuahhhh


clitalicious67 49F

7/9/2006 3:14 pm

    Quoting playrigal:
    BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the
    road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

    wow...not too shabby! Too funny too, when I lived in Florida boiled peanuts was the only thing my ex ate that I didn't like at all!

LOL if this makes ya feel any better boiled peanuts will give ya da runs!!! lmao


clitalicious67 49F

7/9/2006 3:15 pm

    Quoting moo_nips:
    COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards
    make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away
    from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.

    It might be interesting to see the inner meaning of some others like
    Cooter, Cornbread or Conch Pea
this is true...hmmm this may need some re-vampin'


clitalicious67 49F

7/9/2006 3:16 pm

    Quoting sexyariesgirl:
    Damn darlin...I'm a MOON PIE and NOBODY fits with a MOON PIE!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
awww now I STILL love moonpies...I mean who can resist all the creamy marshmellow goodness hiding under the surface of that sweet chocolate coating????


rm_CuummDrop 48F
2591 posts
7/10/2006 4:40 am

    Quoting clitalicious67:
    awww now I STILL love moonpies...I mean who can resist all the creamy marshmellow goodness hiding under the surface of that sweet chocolate coating????
i don't like moon pies....lol but then again,, you said i am "snack challenged"....lol

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


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