The Box That Taunts.....  

clevergirl4U 58F
1461 posts
4/14/2006 12:41 pm

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The Box That Taunts.....

Unlike many bloggers, I have a profile that I check every couple of days. Even after folks have gotten a glimpse into my mind via the blogs, and discover that I am not really that "seriously seeking," a few courageous souls continue to email me, along with blogging friends.

So...has anyone noticed the new boxed question on the profile page titled "What Kind of Sexual Activities Do You Regularly Enjoy?" It just sits there, taunting me....It is a box reserved for only those boys and girls out there that I imagine are having wild monkey sex REGULARLY!

The last time I had sex with another person in the room was three days before the hurricane. (An angle CNN has not yet covered..."Sex Lives Destroyed by Katrina!" ) The pheremones of sexual need emanating from my farm house have the horses in neighboring pastures snorting and pawing the ground. The Fed Ex man stops by, even when I have no packages, and the meter man has been reading my meter weekly.

Sighs...maybe I could insert the fantasies I have while NOT having the sex I regularly have ....sighs...

Have you answered the question in the box? DO TELL. If not, how WOULD you reply?



rm_4wolfsr 57M

4/14/2006 8:22 pm

As usual, you have raised a good topic. Good to see the synapses firing again.

To answer the question: until about two months ago I could have discussed regular sex life, meaning there one to talk about. But right now...................there is nothing going on except an over active imagination. But, I am always hopeful that the right situation will develop. I can be patient (I think I can, I think I can, I think I can,.....)


clevergirl4U 58F

4/14/2006 9:40 pm

    Quoting rm_4wolfsr:
    As usual, you have raised a good topic. Good to see the synapses firing again.

    To answer the question: until about two months ago I could have discussed regular sex life, meaning there one to talk about. But right now...................there is nothing going on except an over active imagination. But, I am always hopeful that the right situation will develop. I can be patient (I think I can, I think I can, I think I can,.....)
Too funny, Wolf...you and I need to jump on board that little train


caressmewell 53F

4/14/2006 10:00 pm

What sex?


swlaman1 65M

4/14/2006 10:24 pm

Is there a statute of limitations on sex? I could be a virgin again.

Peace.


rm_4wolfsr 57M

4/15/2006 4:48 am

Damn, for a sex site it sure looks like there are waaaaay too many people not having sex.


rm_4wolfsr 57M

4/15/2006 4:51 am

This would be one of the very few times that I would NOT want to be in charge. The conductor would have to ride the train to the end of the line and I want to get off (pun intended!)


rm_shaveclean2 56M/42F
691 posts
4/15/2006 6:29 am

I'm laughing cause I had to go back and see what we checked>>>>It's funny cause a lot of Bloggers seem to complain about a diminished sex life. But since I started Blogging our sex life has improved.....GREATLY!! BTW....I enjoy your Blog!!

Chow,
G the female 1/2 of Shaveclean2


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toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
4/15/2006 7:10 am

lol... I regularly enjoy blogging...


expatbrit49 62M

4/15/2006 8:53 am

Ok, well its been up and down (lol ) but I do have a few things in there... no monkey sex though, didn't see that as an option (hey Customer Service.. add Monkey Sex). The way I figure is it wont hurt at least it gets it up front and if it scares anyone off then we probably wouldn't have hit it off anyway.

Now, I am talking the what turn you on box, I couldn't find a what kind of activities do you regularly do... otherwise I would be stuck with blog and masturbate lol

Maybe we need to get together so we can put something good in that box

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


clevergirl4U 58F

4/15/2006 9:08 am

I can ditto THAT, girl!


clevergirl4U 58F

4/15/2006 9:10 am

    Quoting toothysmile:
    lol... I regularly enjoy blogging...
VERY good...I could use that too, but do I really want to admit to it?!

Thanks for the visit


clevergirl4U 58F

4/15/2006 9:12 am

    Quoting swlaman1:
    Is there a statute of limitations on sex? I could be a virgin again.

    Peace.
Damn, I'm sorry sweetie...I forgot to invite you to the meet and greet at the local "Born-Again Virgin's Club" last weekend! My bad.


clevergirl4U 58F

4/15/2006 9:51 am

    Quoting expatbrit49:
    Ok, well its been up and down (lol ) but I do have a few things in there... no monkey sex though, didn't see that as an option (hey Customer Service.. add Monkey Sex). The way I figure is it wont hurt at least it gets it up front and if it scares anyone off then we probably wouldn't have hit it off anyway.

    Now, I am talking the what turn you on box, I couldn't find a what kind of activities do you regularly do... otherwise I would be stuck with blog and masturbate lol

    Maybe we need to get together so we can put something good in that box
Send me your resume...I need to know if it is An Equal Opportunity environment

So, do I dare venture into your "What turns me on" box


clevergirl4U 58F

4/15/2006 9:53 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    Yeah..what sex??

    I want to thank ya for your nice comment ya left me on my blog today.I wrote it for everyone who writes from their heart,not just for myself.Thank you for being so nice to me,I so appreciate it.
You are so welcome...I'm glad to have you as a part of my life in blogland


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/15/2006 9:57 am

Hilarious! I can't even remember sex


expatbrit49 62M

4/15/2006 10:37 am

lol Oh I'm defiantly an equal opportunity kind of person a do unto other as you would have do to you
Now as for whats in my box well.... lol its not that bad, so how do I get into your box

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


clevergirl4U 58F

4/15/2006 11:07 am

    Quoting expatbrit49:
    lol Oh I'm defiantly an equal opportunity kind of person a do unto other as you would have do to you
    Now as for whats in my box well.... lol its not that bad, so how do I get into your box
OK...I just checked the contents of your box...not bad, at all. However, I think maybe we need to negotiate the details of the contract.

SO....would you be willing to leave the carrots, bananas, cucumbers, and camera at home?


clevergirl4U 58F

4/15/2006 11:10 am

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    Hilarious! I can't even remember sex
Here, baby...take one of my tissues


twirly_girl 47F

4/15/2006 11:44 am

Well... I feel bad for yall that you ain't gettin' any.
I have been lucky but my box is still empty.
Ohhh... that just sounded wrong.

I filled out the new questions but I think I left that
one blank. I couldn't think of anything to say that was serious.
I wanted to tell people that I like monkey sex like expatbrit49
but...

I think I may fill my box today. I'll think of something creative to put in it.

-Nikki


rm_zocalokid 68M
34 posts
4/15/2006 12:57 pm

Your blog is a cut above most; WAY above others. Intelligence and literacy are turn-ons. What's in my box? Whatever it is, I think I just made it up.


clevergirl4U 58F

4/15/2006 3:02 pm

    Quoting twirly_girl:
    Well... I feel bad for yall that you ain't gettin' any.
    I have been lucky but my box is still empty.
    Ohhh... that just sounded wrong.

    I filled out the new questions but I think I left that
    one blank. I couldn't think of anything to say that was serious.
    I wanted to tell people that I like monkey sex like expatbrit49
    but...

    I think I may fill my box today. I'll think of something creative to put in it.
Well...this conversation is just getting LEWD...lol


clevergirl4U 58F

4/15/2006 3:22 pm

    Quoting rm_shaveclean2:
    I'm laughing cause I had to go back and see what we checked>>>>It's funny cause a lot of Bloggers seem to complain about a diminished sex life. But since I started Blogging our sex life has improved.....GREATLY!! BTW....I enjoy your Blog!!

    Chow,
    G the female 1/2 of Shaveclean2
Are you taunting me?

Thanks for visiting


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
4/15/2006 5:03 pm

Like we discussed, bloggers BLOG about sex. Doesn't mean they're actually having it, lol. I'll go check out the box and will come back.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


misterme1960 56M

4/15/2006 8:40 pm

Well! After a life altering experience with my son's psycho mother, I considered myself a born again virgin. Cause I don't sleep around!
Then I got involved with a person just for sex! And it didn't do a thing for me, but don't get be wrong, I enjoyed her company. Now I'm involved with a women that is like no other to me. My life is the best of everything! We are 2 of a kind, mind, body and soul! We are the perfect compliment to eachother. I've known this women in my heart all my life, and she feels the same. I'm just so very thankful that our paths finally met. So if you think of the most wonderful sex life you could ever have, that is mine.


clevergirl4U 58F

4/16/2006 9:31 am

    Quoting rm_zocalokid:
    Your blog is a cut above most; WAY above others. Intelligence and literacy are turn-ons. What's in my box? Whatever it is, I think I just made it up.
Thanks for visiting!...there a surprising number of very good writers
in Blogland


Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
4/16/2006 5:33 pm

Never Enough Nookie in the news CNN have a lot ta answer for what we need is an International Nookie Relief Foundation to repair and saite the abscence of nookie by natural disasters.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


clevergirl4U 58F

4/16/2006 7:36 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    Like we discussed, bloggers BLOG about sex. Doesn't mean they're actually having it, lol. I'll go check out the box and will come back.
It would seem so, Wahine...


clevergirl4U 58F

4/16/2006 7:40 pm

    Quoting Tala4u2:
    Never Enough Nookie in the news CNN have a lot ta answer for what we need is an International Nookie Relief Foundation to repair and saite the abscence of nookie by natural disasters.
"International Nookie Relief Foundation"...GREAT concept...I can be the poster child and Expat can be the spokesperson


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