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George goes into the employment office in Washington DC, there aren't many jobs so it doesn't take him long. Then, just as he's on his way out, he spots something.
"Wanted," it says, "Single man, willing to travel, must have own scissors. $500.00 per day guaranteed, plus other benefits."
Well, it sounds a bit too good to be true, but he makes a note and walks up at the counter.
"I'd like to apply for this job," George says.
"Oh, that one," says the clerk. "It's a model agency right here in DC. They're looking for a pubic hair snipper. You see, they supply girls who model underwear and bathing suits, and before they go on the catwalk, they'd report to you and you have to snip off any wisps of pubic hair that are showing.
"Wow! That's great," said George.
It pays well, but there are a few drawbacks. It involves quite a lot of travel and you have to get used to expense account living in first-class hotels."
"I reckon I could learn to live with all that," says George. "I'd really like to apply for the job."
The clerk shrugs and says, "OK, here's an application form and a ticket to California."
"California? What do I wanna go to California for?"
"Well," says the clerk, "that's where the end of the application line is at the moment!"