Women might be from Venus - but men ...........  

cinderellaarrggh 49F
33 posts
10/9/2005 11:51 am

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Women might be from Venus - but men ...........

are definitley from Uranus..... or is it just that they have a fixation with it (i know its not all of you - chill guys).....but where does it work on cyber when you are asked if you want to take it up the butt (or arse if you prefer)

I said before that behave on here like i do in real life - well i aint done THAT in real life - so how am I sopposed to imagine what its like??

IS this cyber gone mad or ultimately, does it not matter who is on the other end of the conversation as long as I grunt and groan (oohh baby, arrgghh) in the places you expect me to ...... So if you do want to talk to me, but that is what you want to do - try to forget to mention it .........

Which brings me to cyber threesomes - again how the hell do you imagine that - maybe I have had a sheltered life but i dont think so - so how can you (if you wanted to partake) pretend that you know what is going on and remember who has whos bits where??

Is there an online diagram or something that you can follow - or do you just have a few barbie dolls (hmm maybe not - one barbie and 2 action men perhaps) positioned next to the pc and move them each time someone posts so you can follow whats going on??

Is it any wonder i want to stick to chat, but, and here's the thing, do I?? If i am unhappy with life at home, cos lets face it that's why im here, is chat enough for me - maybe not - but I do know im not going to drop my cyber knickers for someone who says hi or sends a dick pic.....

bulging_boy 49M

10/9/2005 6:59 pm

You hold onto those cyber knickers girl. Once you drop them... there's no picking them up again. Those electrons once released end up being recycled into something else.

more likely than not... the next dick pic you see

cinderellaarrggh 49F
15 posts
10/10/2005 1:59 pm

aaw thanks sweetie - but its too late - I think i've already lost a few pixels ........

bulging_boy 49M

10/13/2005 3:53 am


so they're cyber crotchless ones now?


cinderellaarrggh 49F
15 posts
10/15/2005 11:45 am

what can I say (blushes)- as for the latest dick pic - lmao - a live action shot - coming soon to a blog near you ............

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