WELL I DID IT (go me!!!)  

cinderellaarrggh 49F
33 posts
1/2/2006 4:23 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

WELL I DID IT (go me!!!)

But first things first - I been away a while trying things out cos if you gonna write about it you gotta know what you writing about and I felt I had a duty to myself as well as to my reader to find out what IT was all about.

But before I continue - where have YOU been and why you not beating a path to my door demanding more of my mutterings - do you not care if I got a fella, a dildo, either, or both?? Actually the answer is both, but since you dont care i'm not going to tell you about it - well i'm not going to tell you much about it .... aww hell all right dont cry i'll tell ya most .............. eventually ............

You will be pleased to know that the electic toothbrush survived unmolested, though I now have a hair brush I cant look in the eye without blushing .... well after that little incident I took myself right out to the nearest establishment that sold vibrators and got what can only be described as a beginners basic model, but it pink and shiny and will make a great coat hanger if all else fails ........... there was one embedded with jewels but I thought that would be too icky to clean and YES I did put the batteries in - scared the shit outta the cat when that started - but now im worried ..... now that I started, do I have to get several different ones for different moods????

I mean it been that long, do I really need a rotating version?? Do cocks do that for real?? And what about the one with the knobbly bits - surely that aint as nature intended ....... ya know they even had one that big that I doubted it would have fittend anything, not to mention the one that was sooo tiny that I wondered what was the point of it - but I guess I am sopposed to have more than one cos it said in the instructions to store your vibrators separately cos different substances can react against each other, well fuck me - talk about going out with a bang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiley433 47M

1/17/2006 1:05 pm

Way to go Cinders!

Was wondering what that buzzing noise coming from the West was anyway, now I know.

So, how was it?

cinderellaarrggh 49F
15 posts
1/18/2006 8:01 am

well gee smiley - there was me thinking i was being discrete - just get that glass away from the wall and you wont hear so much next time!!!

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