Can you really be a cyber tart ...........??  

cinderellaarrggh 49F
33 posts
10/15/2005 12:04 pm

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Can you really be a cyber tart ...........??


Or, as a friend pointed out - should that not be an eclair, cos after all they are really quite phallic looking and when you bite them the cream oozes (HEY!!!enough of that .....)

So, AM I a cyber eclair!!?? Well despite what I have posted earlier about what I hope for, my standards have gone completely out of the window for lack of suitable candidates and a good healthy dose of frustration - getting nearer buying that vibrator by the minute - you know things are really bad when you start eying up your electric toothbrush in a lustful manner.

To my list of things that I have done, not done, and dont plan on doing I am adding web cam.

Would it surprise you to know that me (Mrs Prudish) is not adding that into the latter categories (blushing furiously now and breathing quite heavily) but into the things that I have done - and boy did it make me feel horny as hell - if not a little lacking in the ability to do something about it - so soon I shall be raiding my piggy bank and worrying about all those little things like "do the batteries rust", "is it waterproof", "how much noise does it make", "will the cat find it when im not using it","will it turn on if the TV remote control points in that general direction" - life is very complicated or am i just paranoid???.

What I want to know - if it doesnt work can you take it back for a refund??? OH THAT IS JUST TOO GROSS TO THINK ABOUT ..... can you take them for test drives ..... how do you decide on the size etc ...... oh, and what about the material and texture ..... actually do you get that sort of choice .....

So I think I am going to become a cyber eclair maybe work all that frustration out of my system -but the question is, will you still respect me in the morning???????

bulging_boy 49M

10/15/2005 12:53 pm

Lets not talk about respect so soon into the relationship.

just plug the thing in already!


rm_betabonnie 46F

10/15/2005 1:44 pm

Go for it! A vibrator's a lonely girl's best friend.

My suggestion: buy one of the "kit" type ones that come with a lot of different tips and heads on it. Lots of sizes to choose from when the mood strikes. Just use a cornstarch-based powder inside the sleeves to keep them from sticking to the vibrator and possibly tearing. Wash well with soap and water.

No, the batteries don't rust, but they do make water-proof vibes. (great shower fun, give it a try)

Yeah, so... order one or buy one and have fun.


bulging_boy 49M

10/15/2005 6:00 pm

Is that true vixxen?

You need a C to get an O?


cinderellaarrggh 49F
15 posts
10/16/2005 11:38 am

well going by the recommendations I think I will damn it!!! onlydont ask how we get on together - that is between me and my hunk of plastic


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