Nothing to do with sex...but funny  

christo_67 49M
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3/26/2006 3:08 pm

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Nothing to do with sex...but funny


Last night my wife and I went to a concert. Small venue, general admission, so it was standing room only and VERY packed. Now at any of these concerts there's always people that are going to try to push their way to the front and it's kinda expected. In this case however, the place was SO packed that this was pretty much impossible. (I've been known to do it myself and even I was thwarted.) So in the midst of the second act here comes this couple trying to do just this. Now first strike, they literally shove everyone around us (including my wife) in their attempt to get through. Now anyone that has ever been good at this knows that it requires a little fiance. I.E. oh excuse me, I'm trying to get to my friends, Boy I had to got to the bathroom isn't this just crazy, I'm with security and I need to get to the stage, I'm with the band, which way is the stage?!? But these two decide to go with muscle.

Now, (and I mean NO offence to my east coast friends) when the girl of the couple is met with protests, she announces to the Chicago crowd, "I'm from Brooklyn!" meaning I can only assume that she is too tough to be messed with. Now once again I mean NO offence but the LAST thing you want to say at this point is "I'm from Brooklyn". My wife responded with "Do you want a cookie bitch?" and a variety of other like comments from the crowd around us. Now receiving this response they push forward. In passing my wife the guy of the couple manages ( he never noticed it, which is why he's still in one piece) to get my wife's dark curls immersed in his beer. The girls around us also see this and come to my wife's aid with napkins and tissue.

So New York's finest make it up maybe three or four people and find themselves squarely behind a woman who is every bit of 6' 1" with big hair on top of it. Of course they were able to achieve this since no one else wanted to be there. Now they give up and fall back to a couple of people behind us and start to make out and gyrate. Knocking into the people around them and periodically flipping hair onto the innocent bystanders. Eventually they received enough dirty looks...elbows...threats of bodily harm that they disappeared into the crowd completely. I can only assume to find someone that could actually stand to be anywhere near them.

So, the moral of the story...considering that being South Side Irish I have seen more than my share of bar fights in my youth. That my wife is from Aurora which is not exactly known for debutantes. As well as god only knows what other "rough" parts of town may have been represented. Maybe next time "I'm from Brooklyn" is used it should be , oh i don't know, as a conversation starter? And not an open invitation to kick your ass.
Sorry like I said nothing to do with sex....but funny.

rm_shaveclean2 56M/42F
691 posts
4/2/2006 7:17 pm

I didn't know you were a Southsider.

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christo_67 replies on 4/3/2006 7:56 am:
Yep, suburbs to be exact. 138th and Illinois. Transplanted out here about ten years ago but hey, once a southsider.... lol

rm_shaveclean2 56M/42F
691 posts
4/3/2006 8:32 am

138th very close to me....I went Mother McAuley!!!

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