Talking Dirty  

chocolatcreme 104F
1004 posts
1/11/2006 3:19 am

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Talking Dirty


Some get turns on and some get turn off, while some just laugh it off.

In the heat of passion, it entice erotic fornication.
In private chat heaven, it either pisses one off, nudge one to go higher in state of arousal or in my case, it was like sitting through the just for laugh fest... I enjoyed it not for the erotic quality but the humour that he plays along with me.

Recently I got to know this person and he asks me to talk dirty to him. I can't recall most of the details but below are those I remembered.

Told him my nose cums all over him as I was having a bad cold. I would collect my toes nails plus hair and dead skin after I shave my legs for him to sprinkle on his cereals at breakfast. I will scrape the left overs between my teeth to make him sandwiches. He is equally gross, I will have to check if he remembers what he said and add on later.

He is funny and enjoy the nonsense that is heap onto him. It is nice to talk dirty with the notion to have a laugh. Be it erotica or left over roti . Try it.

Hmmmm, just a thought, can we talk erotic without getting turned on?

chocolatcreme 104F
766 posts
1/24/2006 3:53 am

Funky -Yep. Too quiet will make you wonder if you aren't exciting enough or you did something wrong.


funky71181 46M

1/20/2006 9:08 pm

Woman likes to TALK, Man likes to DO. Hence, when in bed, I always talk to my partner telling her how sexy she looks while i f**K her. I notice her moans gets louder. also, she loves to hear me moans when she suck me. i guess i turns her on as well.


rm_wenchang1966 46M
404 posts
1/19/2006 4:59 pm

Chocolatcreame, can not understand your dirty words. Oh, yah, I remember, the dirty word is talking on bed. Sory, my dear.


salamii6699 38M
63 posts
1/19/2006 4:24 am

Thanks for exposing me to words such as dongle and cyanne. Oh yeah come to think of it.. what's cyanne? hmmm.. ice on dongle.. i'm typing and looking down.


chocolatcreme 104F
766 posts
1/16/2006 7:19 am

Salamii - Dongle is a connector. On human - is a swashkabob - a dick. lol


salamii6699 38M
63 posts
1/16/2006 4:44 am

what's dongle?


chocolatcreme 104F
766 posts
1/16/2006 3:46 am

Salamii - Sinful recipe includes ice on balls and dongle. Heat in cold, can do the untold. Choco + cyanne suppose to up the heat of passion also.

Erotic is nice as it pleasures both partners and minds. I like exploration and enjoy the sensation. Discovery makes things interesting.

Darkon - I will ice pick your nose or pack them with wasabi.

Wenchang - Below is for you as requested:-

0101010101010101010101010101010101010101

Dear Wen Chang,

some dirty words, some dirty words
Some dirty words, some dirty words

Virtually yours,
Choco

0101010101010101010101010101010101010101


rm_wenchang1966 46M
404 posts
1/15/2006 5:08 pm

Hi Chocolatcreame

Give a e-mail to me and write some dirty words.


rm_Darkon33 48M
534 posts
1/14/2006 4:17 am

Talking abt picking, nose pickings can offered another source of spices for natural indulgence


salamii6699 38M
63 posts
1/14/2006 1:37 am

oh abt recipes, may i ask whether choco has any more sinful but delicious recipes like adding liquor to chocolate? i would love deliciously sinful recipes. Care to share?

Choco, u do have an erotically stimulating mind. REally am a prolific sexologically developed woman. Maybe yr years of marriage added to them plus u have lots of innate potential. *wry smile*


chocolatcreme 104F
766 posts
1/13/2006 7:20 pm

Darkon - I am glad I pick you out too.


rm_Darkon33 48M
534 posts
1/13/2006 1:30 pm

yes i heard you got loads of original recipes, all invented by none other then our very own version of " if Yan can cook, so can you" or rather "If Choco can cook, so can Captain Hook" . Know what, you are just as sickly disgusting and i am glad i found you.


chocolatcreme 104F
766 posts
1/13/2006 9:49 am

Iloveu8929 - Erotically stimulating

Fallenj0ker - Yes timing is important.


rm_FallenJ0ker 35M
65 posts
1/13/2006 7:54 am

well...i guess it all depends on when n when my fren to start talking dirty keke


iloveu8929 46M

1/13/2006 3:58 am

i used 2 talk dirtytalk with gals through the phone.ever on the bed 2. sometimes it were be more fun.


chocolatcreme 104F
766 posts
1/13/2006 1:18 am

Wen Chang - yes sexciting... like adding liquor in chocolate. Sinful but yummy.

Darkon - I send you some recipes via email, and please stop biting your toe nails... thot you are breeding microbes.


rm_Darkon33 48M
534 posts
1/12/2006 5:35 pm

When am i becoming a gd boy? aaaa....when i get my jar of muscous and wholesome toenails dead skin hair combo. I need them badly, i am addicted to it. I will mix them up and baked it.
One black currant, peach cereal bar coming up.
A delicious way to start you day.


rm_wenchang1966 46M
404 posts
1/12/2006 5:31 pm

Dirty words is not always bad things, sometime you make love with your lover, it can excite you. Kao.


chocolatcreme 104F
766 posts
1/12/2006 8:52 am

Sqface - Dirty talk in a different perspective. I guess I have tone down and don't do dirty the way you know dirty

Eter Baby - I was nottie before... yes I have those kinda thots. Am no angel u know. ;P

Darkon - So sickly sweet of you. I am touched that I can bring the gross out of you. Purge the bad for the good to come. When are you becoming a good boy?

Sassy and HLC - No worries, Darkon is creative and funny. Nice in a way that he cuts out sex talk when u ask him to. He turn gross instead...lol

Fallenj0ker - I am glad you enjoy this oen the way it is going haywired. Good to laugh.


rm_FallenJ0ker 35M
65 posts
1/12/2006 3:05 am

whahaha
tis chat's getting off track n funnier keke


rm_Darkon33 48M
534 posts
1/12/2006 12:28 am

Sorry gross-out folks i am just a gross impersonater. Ladies, i am that gross uh?

The real grotesque dude is still out there and hes got to be supremely gross to have got Choco attention.

happyladychat, you know natural products aren't that bad after all. It definitely beats shoving synthetic well disguise junk into the upper gap. Chemically gross i must say.
Alright, you won't get a card but i will give you some home made pussy willows for the festive season.


happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
1/11/2006 11:30 pm

No worries, choco, it's a stupid fraud. (See [post 200080])

Judging from the "DIRTY" sharing of you and Darkon, don't think I'll be turned on at all. LOL

Darkon ~ Please don't send me any CNY card cos I'm not sure what you will use to glue the envelop.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


rm_Darkon33 48M
534 posts
1/11/2006 6:48 pm

The following recalls are not in grossphabetical order

~Use nostril hair to make a whip for fetish sex play
~Use wet undies to wipe oneself after shower
~use nostril hair to make her a mink coat to keep her warm during the rainy days...now is a good time
~use muscous to make her a pvc-like raincoat
~use arse hair to make a mink coat instead, nostril ones set aside for whip.
~uses perky nipples to punch holes in wall
~Want sex, use a vacuum cleaner
~Did use it, mom could not use the vacuum the next day and floor got sticky

Swear theres more. Go check the grosseries chest now and could be back with more. Welcome to the tales from the grossly experience

She brings out the gross in me. Now i want to puke on my cereal and use it to plaster a crack on my kitchen wall. CNY jus ard the corner, got to make neat and tidy.


eternal1969 47M
1634 posts
1/11/2006 6:39 pm

Choco to think that you could even have those thoughts.... but hey girl with a mind like yours its certainly a turn on


chocolatcreme 104F
766 posts
1/11/2006 6:00 am

Sassy - is it..I guess I got pardon.. I didn't read


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