crazy neighbors  

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10/11/2005 6:02 pm

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crazy neighbors

saturday afternoon i was out in my drive way washing my truck and my neighbor chris came over and we started shooting the shit and what not. i could tell he wanted to ask me something so i just came out and said spit it out. well he said last night i caught my wife masturbating looking out the window and i looked out and your bedroom blinds were open and you were doing the same. then he started asking me if i was fooling around with his wife and i told him no. its the truth so i kept telling him it was a weird coinsidence and that i will be sure to close my blinds from now didnt know i was giving a free show i was just damn horny and nobody was available to play.

CantonOhCouple 60M/60F
553 posts
10/11/2005 7:32 pm

That reminds me.

Just out of high school living in a cheap apartment in the older part of town. Semi furnished, meaning there was a couch, a broken down bed and nothing else in this place but bare walls. Not even curtains for the living room windows. But, it was cheap, and at 20 something, who cares?

Met a very hot, very horny, very sexy lady at the bar after work. Well, one thing leads to another and, shazam, we're in my apartment, on the couch, clothes torn off each other and she's riding me having the time of her (and my) life.

It was going great!

But then as I looked at her breasts as she rode me, I could see the open window in the background. And the next door neighbors house. And the next door neighbors 90 year old wife staring at the two of us.

What a bummer. I think the only one who got off that night was granny. She had SUCH a grin on her face.

Next day I bought curtains.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/11/2005 7:41 pm

Well damn. That IS an interesting coincidence. If you ever do decide to pursue the neighbors wife, I imagine that you will be in like Flint!

TopFisher 63M

10/28/2005 12:37 pm

"I imagine that you will be in like Flint!"

And when asked about it later on, out like a light!!

Some guys just aren't into sharing and have a too short fuse.

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