Pick Ups  

chgo_cpl_60618 57M/52F
9 posts
4/25/2006 11:29 am

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7/26/2006 8:12 am

Pick Ups


I play piano for a living. People think that since I am a full time musician that I probably get hit on a lot. I think people think I get a ton of women without even trying.

But I have a friend who is cop. You want to talk about batting ‘em away like flies? He tells me how women get totally tirned on by a uniform. I guess I picked the wrong line of work. At least piano players don't get shot at as often.

What do you suppose is the one profession where people get hit on the most?

49AK 55M
1823 posts
4/25/2006 1:36 pm

life guard... I think elephant handler is second.

(that's a joke)

(Hey, mister, I bet you're pretty good with that trunk...)


chgo_cpl_60618 57M/52F
6 posts
5/2/2006 12:56 pm

sausage maker - - - - - how many inches do you want for dinner, m'am?

cucumber delivery guy would be good job


CavedBluntRaper 61M
1 post
1/22/2009 12:27 pm

I bet that NBA basketball players are at the top - most of them stand close to 7 feet tall, they have huge hands and everyone looking at them wonders just how big their dribbler really is.


truegentlemn72 44M

4/10/2009 7:25 pm

Military. When I was in the Marine Corps, anytime I would go out wearing my dress blue uniform two things always happened. One, I never had to pay for drinks while I was out, people, both men and wome, would buy me drinks saying thank you, or the bartenders would tell me I drink free for the night in appreciation of my service. The second thing was women would be all over me, single, married, didnt matter. I hadnt worn may uniform in years, then this past October I wore it out to a special event because some friends of mine encouraged me to wear it. Sure enough, the uniform can still pull them in!!!


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