The pretty ladies....  

charmingcurve 46M
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11/30/2005 1:40 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The pretty ladies....


You know, when you are walking your dog(s) in NYC, its impossible to look cool in front of the pretty ladies when you are carrying a bag of dog poop. "Wow, she's pretty. No, dog. Not now. No! Oh great. Dear lord what have you been eating? Other dogs? (Picks it up.) She's coming over here. Where the hell is that trash can? What? Why is it over there? Its usually right here next to the homeless guy's stuff! Great. Just great. Oh, hi pretty lady. What, this? Oh its dogshit. Yeah, my dog shit and I picked it up in this Dunkin Donuts bag. So, do you like...poop? No! Not poop. Do you like....okay, bye."

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