Who's horny anyway?  

charlieff 76M
132 posts
4/4/2006 1:09 am

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4/20/2006 4:53 pm

Who's horny anyway?


It must be SPRING. Every blog I've read the past couple of days is either about "what do I have to do to get laid, where is the nymph/studd of my dreams, why do I feel lonely, how can I find the sex I need, why doesn't someone want to fuck me, when will I be satisfied and who is hornier, men or women?"

I've already established from our more mature group that the older we get the hornier we get and I'm one of the oldest ones here. That should make me just about horny enough to fuck a snake if I could hold it still.


Then on a late night browse I find

blonde4bigcock

who is my age and writes:

Looking for a playmate to join me for some very discreet fun together.... Must be willing to play and play.... VERY well-endowed, respectful, kind, caring, and always willing to please me. Must be fun-loving, drug and disease free, not overweight, have a good sense of humor and a great smile. Must truly love women, not bi-sexual, not into games, and must be honest and trustworthy. Must know exactly how to use his attributes to the best of their ability and be very good at what he does. Have to be willing to please me anytime. Do you fit that bill?

Is there any guy here who doesn't think he would "fit that bill?"

Oh hum! VERY well-endowed? Well, 17 out of 18 isn't bad is it?



catseyes23 61F

4/4/2006 2:23 am

"That should make me just about horny enough to fuck a snake if I could hold it still."

I have never heard that expresion before, Charlie. It sure put a smile on my face!

Cats...


charlieff replies on 4/5/2006 8:06 am:
It's my corny, southern Ohio sense of humor emerging. Glad it made you smile.

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