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What they drink
What they drink
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drinks Blender Drinks:
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drinks Mixed Drinks:
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink!
Drinks Wine (does not include White Zinfandel):
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drinks White Zinfandel:
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the dumpy waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's GAY!!!!!
PERSONAL addendum -----
Martini: Drinks beer at ball games, enjoys life, has sophisticated style, cares about everything, hates dumpy, wishes he could get laid!
1/23/2006 11:53 pm
Hallo and welcome to blogland |
1/30/2006 11:44 pm
This is the best, most accurate, and funny blog yet! I'm a beer drinker...........Oh yea, with small breasts and I love mine, they will never sag!|
1/31/2006 11:33 pm
Thanks for the encouragement. I was beginning to think I was alone out here. By the way, don't feel alone on the house deal. I've made the same mistake, both names on deed but still a loosing proposition. Been single for 20 years and think I'll keep it that way.
2/2/2006 5:48 am
Wow...you are the first person to respond to one of my comments ...as you can see I'm new at this and still learning! I won't say I'm glad I'm not the only one to do what I did with the house cause I wouldn't wish that on anyone , but it helps to know I'm not the only one, so sorry you have also gone through this! I'm thankful it did not change my trust in men.....Hope you have a great day!! Peggy|