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After I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, an old car, watched a 10 inch black and white TV and slept on a sofa bed but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, big car, plasma screen TV and king-size bed but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving an old car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis....