Let's go for stupid  

charlieff 76M
132 posts
4/6/2006 12:31 am

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4/20/2006 4:54 pm

Let's go for stupid

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

And my favorite (Mz huny coulda written this tale)!

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."


sexymamma662003 31F

4/6/2006 1:39 am

the last one was by bill engvall's here's your sign i love him


charlieff replies on 4/6/2006 4:10 am:
Thanks, BigGirlzRSweet said she heard an audio version but didn't remember by whom. I passed it on.

catseyes23 61F

4/6/2006 3:00 am

What a laugh. Thank you!


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