Yet another Christmas song  

charleslamb4077 37M
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12/18/2005 4:03 am

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Yet another Christmas song


DT got run over by a John Deere
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Bulging Boy,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had tire tracks on her forehead,
And incriminating hoof marks on her back.

DT got run over by a John Deere
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Bulging Boy,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Trav.

It's not Christmas without DT,
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

DT got run over by a John Deere
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Bulging Boy,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table And the
pudding made of (ahhhhh!) And the
blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair in DT's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a tractor and plays with sheep.

Sing it, Grandpa!

DT got run over by a John Deere
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Bulging Boy,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

tillerbabe 56F

12/18/2005 10:47 pm

THAT is hilarious! Niiice...


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